Then why not give yourself elf ears? That’s right, you too can be less attractive and more of a geek all in one swift move.
Month: August 2008
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Daily Goodness
Quote of the Day:
“Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.†Mark Twain
Fact of the Day:
Walt Disney’s famous “logo†signature wasn’t really his; it was designed by a staff artist. – Source (BTW, I’m so gonna get sued for that image at right).
Today’s Holiday:
Play Day in Great Brittan –got out and have fun!
Link of the Day:
Hillary may not be a great option for VP, and Cheney’s no prize, but just look at these great scandalous Vice Presidents.
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Daily Goodness
Quote of the Day:
“Light purple isn’t called light purple, it’s called lavender.†–An annoying mom overheard at the San Diego Wild Animal Park.
Fact of the Day:
Enough sunlight strikes the face of the earth in one hour to
satisfy the entire globe’s energy needs for a year. –Source
Today’s Holiday:
Work Like A Dog Day –I think I’ll work like my dog, and by that, I mean sleep and eat all day.
Link of the Day:
This has been circulating the interwebz for a while now, but if you still haven’t seen 9 Reasons Not to Date A T Rex yet, please do click. It’s adorable and brilliant.
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Dogville Shorts
At Comic Con, I was lucky enough to be introduced to the brilliance that is the Dogville shorts. These “Barkies” are hilarious, perhaps animal abuse, but hey…it was the 20’s. You won’t believe how cute the costumes are, particularly on some of the girl dogs. They actually have plots. Bad plots for the most part, but the adorable dogs with decent enough plots actually make them worth watching. Plus, I’ve decided they are the ultimate party/bar films for something that people will look up at and say “WTF,” without actually stopping to watch the screen for too long.
These short films using dogs as actors were collected and compilled into one bootleg DVD that you can buy from this site. I’m not trying to sell these to you, but I will say this DVD was the best thing I bought at the comic con and that’s the only place I can seem to find them for sale.
Mon Calamari wanna Leia sounds like a bad Hawaiian fish joke, but it’s actually a bad Star Wars wedding joke in this case. Man, I wish I was invited to go. I wonder if he took of the mask for the wedding night fun time.
Thanks Neatorama.
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Daily Goodness
Quote of the Day:
“The men the American public admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to
tell them the truth.†-H. L. Mencken
Fact of the Day:
More than 1% of the U.S. adult population is in jail or prison. –Source
Today’s Holiday:
US Coast Guard Day
Link of the Day:
Check out some of the seriously bizarre stuff people post on eBay with Weird eBay Listings. I personally would love to own the flesh eating frog shown at right.
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Do You Stink?
Then try these deodorizing suits from Japan that are suprisingly not overpriced. They have all kinds of cool features built in to keep you sweat and stink free all day. Check out InventorSpot for more info.
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Daily Goodness
Quote of the Day:
“We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.†-Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Fact of the Day:
The Beetle was designed by Ferdinand Porsche. –Source
Today’s Holiday:
Friendship Day -sorry loners
Link of the Day:
Terribly silly signs like the one shown at right.
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Fresh Prince of Gotham
Great video found via Neatorama.
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Daily Goodness
Quote of the Day:
“Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.†-Christopher Hampton
Fact of the Day:
The word “glamor†is derived from “grammar.†–Source
Today’s Holiday:
National Ice Cream Sandwich Day, nom nom nom.
Link of the Day:
Ever wonder what your favorite dictator did before he became a total douchebag? Now you know.