Finally a cute baby animal that’s also a perfect icon for Halloween. Meet Smeagol the aye aye from the Philidelphia Zoo.
While I understand that many of these are supposed to be preposterous, it doesn’t stop the wearers from looking any less moronic.
I love this post on the Times Uk site with 29 of the world’s most bizzare animals. The one above is a proboscis monkey, they have amazing noses don’t they?
File this one under “duh,” the idiot bitch who got half her face tattooed and then claimed she slept through it all while the artist destroyed her “good looks” ::snicker:: -she’s admitted that she’s a liar.
No shit! Really, you are almost as stupid as her if you believed her story. At least she gave the tattoo artist the wake up call he needed to start getting clients to start waivers. He really should have done this from day one to protect himself from dumb assesÂ like her.
And, at least she’ll have this lovely reminder for the rest of her life as to why getting star tattoos over your entire your face is a really moronic idea.
Itâ€™s not only brides that choose bad outfits on their wedding days. Jerry Seinfeld once pointed out that all men look the same in tuxedos â€“these men certainly break that rule in the worst possible way.
I canâ€™t see you, youâ€™re in camouflage:
Look, we get it, youâ€™re either into hunting or youâ€™re in the military or you’re in a crazy militia. Whatever the reason you thought it was a good idea to go â€œcommandoâ€ for your wedding, you were wrong. Camouflage and weddings just donâ€™t mix. For more terribly wonderful camo wedding images, check out this post from Tacky Weddings.
Someone wants to be Willy Wonka of the wedding world:
Is that Prince beside you in the first pic? I know he can get away with wearing crap like that and acting straight, but you can’t. Bad call dude. We know youâ€™re a tool, you really donâ€™t need to try this hard to prove it.
Ohh the colors!! Ohh the stripes!!! Ohhh the humanity:
Yeah, I love stripes and colorsâ€¦but not diagonal stripped blue weirdness. Seriously guy, points for originality and all, but this is just ugly. And really, whatâ€™s up with your shoes? At this point, you should have just gone for the blue suede.
Iâ€™m afraid of clowns:
Or at least, Iâ€™m afraid of clown weddings. Balloon animals and hats are fun and all, but itâ€™s never a good thing when your tux can be popped at any given moment.
Some things are best left in the past:
This twenties tuxedo is a perfect example. I know vintage clothes are awesome, but donâ€™t let an itemâ€™s oldness blind you from its ugliness. A general rule is orange and brown stripes never look good.
I know, youâ€™re trying to be such a cool hipster by wearing an ugly seventies tuxedo. Wonâ€™t everyone think youâ€™re so funny for being ironic? Isnâ€™t it so funny? The answer to both questions is no. You just look stupid and the mustache isnâ€™t adding to the hipster factor, it just makes you look like even more of a tool. Your Flickr set only furthers this theory.
So there you have it. Bridezillas are not the only tasteless ones in weddings. Gentlemen can be just as stupid and tacky. Remember guys, itâ€™s hard to go wrong in black and white.
I know a lot of tattoo enthusiasts like myself still think facial tattoos are for idiots. Here’s further proof of this theory. This moron went to a tattoo artist, got 56stars on her face, returned to her boyfriend and father, who presumably said “you look like a total douchebag now,” and then sued the tattoo artist that did the work. She’s trying to claim that she only wanted 3 stars and that she was asleep during the tattoo process…only, you’d never sleep through a tattoo, especially one on your face. And artists almost always will stencil the stuff on your face before they start inking you. I only hope that she can never afford to get the ink removed so she is left branded as a moron for the rest of her life. Here’s to you douchebag!
I know I mentioned it just last week, but I love Craftastrophe. Here’s a perfect example of why they are so wonderful. Look at this purely hideous thing!
Quote of the Day:
“He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.” -Abraham Lincoln
Fact of the Day:
Knoxville, Tennesseeâ€™s Body Farm isnâ€™t a day spa; it is a forensic anthropology facility. Human cadavers are left outdoors in varying stages of undress, in water, under brush, etc., so that scientists can study the decomposition process. –Source
Kiss and Make Up Dayâ€¦.awww.
Link of the Day:
In case Cute Overload is too much for you, you may enjoy Ugly Overload instead.
Then why not give yourself elf ears? That’s right, you too can be less attractive and more of a geek all in one swift move.
This hideously ugly pig thing reminds me of a real Pigglet from Winnie The Pooh. Link.