I have to say, I think yougotbeer.com is a brilliant idea. You can now buy anyone across the country a beer that they can redeem wherever they live. Huge places like TGIFridays, Chilli’s and Bennigan’s take part in the program, so no matter where you are, there’s probably a place to redeem your brew.
Buy your interweb or WOW buddies a drink, hooray!
Personally, I’d rather see a cocktail one, but this is a good start.
“If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.†– Dalai Lama
This shoe, created by Adam Brandejs to protest the sweatshop labor used by Nike, is made of (fake) human skin. It looks super real and pretty sickening. The effect is created from latex protethesis cast from the artist’s skin. Did I mention it’s animatronic?
Pssh, free wifi, that’s nothing. You could be getting a bj, or at least that’s what RyanAir thinks. The low cost, cut-throat airline popularized by pure Eurotrash will surely be pulling in even more trash now. In a shocking interview -even the translator was too stunned to talk, Michael O’Leary, head of the airline, suggested that passengers traveling business class will be betting head on the flight. He didn’t mention anything about getting face, so I wonder if lady passengers will be outta luck.
The cost of the flight will be between about $6000 and $8000 (yes, you read that right). Of course, passengers flying economy, sans beds or oral sex will only have to shell out around $16 plus tax.
“Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.” – Plato
All these news stories lately are making me a sucker for bear stories. First the bear and kitty friends, now this. Ram Singh Munda, a resident of India, saved this little bear when it was abandoned in the forest. The bear, named Rani or “queen,” became friends with his daughter who was recovering from the death of her mother and is now like a member of the family.
Unfortunately, rather than trying to do what’s best for all involved, the Indian government just arrested Munda, sent the bear to the zoo and his daughter to boarding school. Now the little bear isn’t eating. The whole thing just isn’t right. I do agree that he shouldn’t be raising a bear at his house, but he shouldn’t go to jail and the bear’s hunger strike is dangerous. Booo Indian government! Booo!
Seriously, how cute is that little bear on the bike? He looks like he’s smiling.
So all joking aside, having a spray on condom is a cool idea. They dry in 25 seconds and can fit everything to a mouse to an elephant wang . Besides bestiality purposes, normal humans can find some good use for these as well. The article says that people are worried it won’t be romantic. What’s not romantic about shaking a can and spraying it around your lover’s junk? Oh yeah, but I’m one of those weirdos that thinks sex shouldn’t always be dead serious. Oh well.
“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” – Edmund Burke
These people are insane. They eat nettle for a contest. I’ve touched nettle and that was bad enough. Having it in your mouth? Ack! It makes me shiver. The winner ate a whopping 64 feet of nettle which is nowhere close to the record of 76 feet.
Psychosis is treatable. Seek help people.
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