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Will Ryanair be offering free blow jobs with business class flights?

Pssh, free wifi, that’s nothing. You could be getting a bj, or at least that’s what RyanAir thinks. The low cost, cut-throat airline popularized by pure Eurotrash will surely be pulling in even more trash now. In a shocking interview -even the translator was too stunned to talk, Michael O’Leary, head of the airline, suggested that passengers traveling business class will be betting head on the flight. He didn’t mention anything about getting face, so I wonder if lady passengers will be outta luck.

The cost of the flight will be between about $6000 and $8000 (yes, you read that right). Of course, passengers flying economy, sans beds or oral sex will only have to shell out around $16 plus tax.

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By Jill

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