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Daily Goodness

Daily Goodness

Quote of the Day:
“An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.” -Mahatma Gandhi

Fact of the Day:
For the price of one lawyer, you could pay the salaries of a rehabilitation counselor ($33,350) and a substance abuse and behavioral disorder counselor ($37,830) and still have enough left over to pay a marriage and family therapist ($45,310).-Source

Today’s Holiday:
The Church of the SubGenius’ X-Day -if you need to know more, just click it.

Link of the Day:
How about the strange semi-cult giving us Today’s Holiday today? The Church of the SubGenius.

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Awesome sites

Glamorati -Celebrity Gossip Not In Vain

I am so excited! Glamorati recently held a contest for the writer who could get the most snarky gossip headlines published to their site. I won and I have to say, I’ve never had so much fun earning money. If you like being a little bitchy, go check out their site, it’s fantastic!

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Animals

Lovable Yet Ugly Insect Faces

These little insect faces have so much personality. It almost makes the critters lovable even though they’re still creepy and dirty.

The one on the left looks like a cute old man.

Check them out here.

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Videos

Celebrate the 4th of July with the Muppets


Via Neatorama.

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Daily Goodness

Daily Goodness Forth of July Version

Quote of the Day:
“Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself.” -John Locke

Fact of the Day:
The American national anthem, the “Star-Spangled Banner,” is set to the tune of an English drinking song (“To Anacreon in Heaven”). –Source

Today’s Holiday:
American Independance Day…boring, it’s also Filipino-American Friendship Day.

Link of the Day:
How about some of InventorSpot’s American flag action? The tattoo is probably the worst thing I’ve ever seen, but let’s hear it for American kitty…stay away from me-e. American kitty, mama let me be-e. Ok, I’m done now.

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Giveaways

First (albeit lame) Give Away

GONE!

So I have this weird scald-safe invention I have no use for at all. But I hate just throwing things away. Who wants one? First commenter gets one -be sure to use your real email so I can contact you for your info and what not. Oh, and US addresses only please. I can’t afford international shipping right now.

I’ll be clearing my house of more things soon, so stay tuned for some books and more.

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Daily Goodness

Daily Goodness

Quote:
“It’s a control freak thing. I wouldn’t let you understand.” -S.H. Underwood

Fact:
Subway and streetcar operators earn more than twice the salary of ambulance drivers: $47,740 versus $22,310. –Source

Today’s Holiday:
Today is the start of the “Dog Days” of summer.

Link of the day:
To celebrate the Dog Days of Summer, why not show something that’s really hot? Like the Door To Hell, pictured at right.

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Fashion Humor Sickening Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever

Cult Clothing Coming to An Interwebz Near You

Those crazy Polygamists. All that attention they recieved from their recent scandal and having their children removed from their custody shot them in the limelight. As any good marketer would do, they’ve taken this opportunity to merchandize themselves. Now you can pretend to be a psychotic Mormon freak who has their children taken away.

Sounds like kinky sex dress up time to me. “Tell me I’m your favorite wife, yeah baby!”

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Interesting

I Did I My Way…Before I Died

Boing Boing has pulled up a very interesting Yahoo article on the top funeral tunes in Australia. Apparently, “My Way” By Frank Sinatra is number one. Second is “Wonderful World” by Louis Armstrong.

Funny, I’d really like to have the Sid Vicious cover of My Way at my funeral, not because it’s a great song, but just because it seems aggressive and appropriate. Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think a song about a wonderful world is really the kind of song I envision at a funeral.

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Interesting

Childhood Nightmares

I saw Indiana Jones last week. If you haven’t seen it already, without giving too much away, I can tell you there’s a scene with creepy, flesh-eating red ants. I hated the scene though I loved the movie. Why? Because I hate ants.

As a child, one of my worst nightmares involved hiding in a linen cupboard as a line of two-foot-tall red ants walked through my hallway with my parents and my sister on their backs. Just when I thought I was safe, the cupboard popped open and one of the ants started carrying me towards their nest.

It may sound silly now, but it was terrifying to a three year old. To this day, ants in large quantities still creep me out. I know other people have similar strange nightmares when they were children. I was wondering what kind of weird dreams you guys have had. Let me know in the comments.

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