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You know all those peices that were pulled from YouTube for copyright infringement? You can find out more about them on YouTomb.
YouTomb will even tell you how long the video was up before it was pulled, and at whos request the peice was removed. It also shows a chart of how often the video was viewed before being pulled.
Quote of the Day:
“Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.” -Soren Kierkegaard
Fact of the Day:
Crocodiles are the only animals that tear while eating. –Source
Today’s Holiday:
National Caviar Day -as if rich douchebags need more of a reason to celebrate.
Link of the Day:
Cartoon energy drinks made real. Awesome.
Remember the bomb scare over the Aqua Teen Hunger Force bomb threat? Yeah, some dumb-ass guerrilla marketing company obviously didn’t when they sent cakes with wires and shit sticking out of them to a variety of news organizations.
Of course, the fire crews got called. They were lucky though, no charges were pressed. More here.
If you ask me, this looks a lot more sketchy than a Mooninite with his middle finger up.
Cracked has a great list of 20 baby products that should not exist. The baby high heels have creeped me out since I heard about them.
But this here manual snot sucker…just genius really.
I highly encourage everyone to read the whole list. Everything here belongs in “Stupidest Products Ever.” Everything. It’s shocking, disgusting, weird and every other adjective that you RTD readers have come to love.
This time you can thank Mental Floss. Can you ever get enough of these? I can’t.
Are you short, hairy and stinky? Guess what? Adult Swim is looking for you. Cartoon Network’s Aqua Teen Hunger Force is now casting Carl look-alikes to star in their first ever live action show. The search begins at the San Diego Comic Con on Saturday, July 26 between 3-6 P.M. at the Omni Hotel. From the press release:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, one of Adult Swim’s most popular animated action-adventure, comedy-dramas, follows the strange everyday lives of three human-sized food products who live in New Jersey. Their next-door neighbor is Carl, a simple man who’s endearingly sweaty, hairy, lewd, fashion-challenged, horny, nasty and oftentimes annoying. All men remotely fitting that description are encouraged to show up. It would also help to be bald, have a mustache and wear a dirty white tank top, sweat pants and flip-flops.
Of course, I will be at the convention covering all the goodness and will see if I can get some footage of the best wannabe Carls. If you do look like this, I highly advise you to apply as it may be your only chance to ever get laid. Ever.
Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t want anything made from another woman’s breast milk. Particularly jewelry. I guess if you’re one of those weird people that has an obsession with mothers in societies though, you might like it. -Freak.
Thanks Boing Boing.
Quote of the Day:
“Childhood is frequently a solemn business for those inside it.” -George Will
Fact of the Day:
Since weightlessness causes the spine to expand and straighten, astronauts may measure up to two inches taller in space than they do on Earth. –Source
Today’s Holiday:
Get to Know Your Customer’s Day -so if you don’t have customers, stay home today to avoid getting “known.”
Link of the Day:
Ham, cheese and veggies make sandwich art.
Quote of the Day:
“If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we’d be too simple to understand it.” -Emerson Pugh
Fact of the Day:
The depressed area of skin under your nose and above your upper lip is called your philtrum. –Source
Today’s Holiday:
National Personal Chef’s Day -yeah, I don’t have one either.
Link of the Day:
How to hide an elephant on Worth1000.com.
I’m stuck between considering this brilliant and idiotic. Basically, it’s a cardboard toilet that’s easy to construct, use and dispose. It’s biodegradable too.
The bad side…is it really strong enough to hold a fat ass shitting for an hour? Also, won’t it leak after a very short amount of time?
Is this something that belongs in “Stupidest Inventions Ever,” or are you happy they finally created it?
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