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I Weep For The Future

If you can find humor in the depressing state of American education, then you will appreciate the new blog Shit My Students Write, which has gems like,

The rebel and onion armies showed grose negligence by having many of their battles right inside national parks, like Gettysburg.

On the other hand, if you know our future is being flushed down the toilet and the prospect makes you physically ill to think about, then you probably shouldn’t click on the link.

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How To Fail At Being A Hitman

Here are a few tips:

  • Don’t try to sell your services on a website
  • Don’t go to the mark, tell them you’ll kill them unless they pay you and then leave for a few days so they can call the cops
  • Don’t use your abused wife as an accomplice and expect her not to turn on you the first chance she gets.

More useful tips here.

Image via flexgraph [Flickr]

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Daily Goodness

Quote of the Day:
“There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Fact of the Day:
Alaska is not only the largest state in America, it is bigger than California, Texas and Montana combined. –Source

Today’s Holiday:
National Aviation Day -too bad flying sucks these days.

Link of the Day:
6 octopus chandeliers that rock.

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Daily Goodness

Daily Goodness

Quote of the Day:
“If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we’d be too simple to understand it.” -Emerson Pugh

Fact of the Day:
The depressed area of skin under your nose and above your upper lip is called your philtrum. –Source

Today’s Holiday:
National Personal Chef’s Day -yeah, I don’t have one either.

Link of the Day:
How to hide an elephant on Worth1000.com.