It’s hard not to love these captioned photos explaining why cats would make terrible doctors. Of course, if dogs were doctors, they’d start sniffing the patient’s butts, licking up blood spills and chasing anything that gets thrown in the hazardous waste bin.
Is it just me, or is someone other than Christ playing fast and loose with the cheese on that thing?
Is your little one already bugging you about the Easter Bunny’s yearly visit? If you really want to stop hearing the bunny buzz, you could always scare the child into fearing and hating the rabbit with one of these terrible Easter toys.
I found these “robots” at Big Lots the other day. They are either the worst robots ever or the most covert Transformers you’ve ever seen.
I have long been a proponent of “Dear Blank” messages, but I was never so motivated as to print them out, photograph them and reupload them to the computer. Nevertheless, I’m glad someone did.
If you ever have a killer craving for two all beef patties in a sesame seed bun, relax. You’re never more than 115 miles from a McDonalds. The US location furthest away from a Mickey D’s? A scrubby area in Northwest Nevada.
Why bother with all the hassle of murder and stalking when you can just throw down a quarter for a hefty serving of warm, hearty brains? Of course, this is only useful for zombies in St. Louis. The rest of you can continue on your murderous rampages.
If someone tells you there’s a volcano exploding in your town, you shouldn’t have to check the calendar to see if it’s April 1st, but that didn’t stop the police from letting one prankster fake a volcanic eruption in 1974. This insane prank is one of the many weird and disturbing stunts featured in this great Cracked article.
Red and Johnny are just your every day, average storm troopers, but I can’t tell you how nice it is to see what they do during off time. All we normally hear about is their jobs.