Funny enough, I would think this list came out of the fifties if it didn’t have Harry Potter and Twilight on there.
The hypocrisy would be hilarious if it weren’t so damn depressing.
Also, the worst story to hide the fact that you were cheating on your husband.
Start weeping for your future….now.
If you can find humor in the depressing state of American education, then you will appreciate the new blog Shit My Students Write, which has gems like,
The rebel and onion armies showed grose negligence by having many of their battles right inside national parks, like Gettysburg.
On the other hand, if you know our future is being flushed down the toilet and the prospect makes you physically ill to think about, then you probably shouldn’t click on the link.
Is it just me, or is someone other than Christ playing fast and loose with the cheese on that thing?
I admit it, I think Pikachu is a cute character, but if I ever got to the point where I owned a collection of toys in his shape, I would want you to shoot me. I leave it up to you to decide what to do with these weirdos that own five of the world’s largest collections.
When a normal person loses his girlfriend, he is forced to get over her. But when a ridiculously rich man gets dumped, he has options.Â A 50 year old man who was recently rejected took a play right out or Lars and The Real Girl by recreating his girlfriend as a realistic sex doll with all of her best virtues, only bigger breasts. Let’s just hope he’s at least not taking her out on dates.