If you ever have a killer craving for two all beef patties in a sesame seed bun, relax. You’re never more than 115 miles from a McDonalds. The US location furthest away from a Mickey D’s? A scrubby area in Northwest Nevada.
If you’re looking for something to kick start your bullemia, may I recomend the McNuggetini? This cocktail has barbeque sauce, vodka, a McDonald’s milk shake and all the nuggets you can dip. They say vodka goes with anything. Ladies, I think you just proved them wrong. Excuse me…I just threw up in my mouth a little.