
If you love this giant squid, you can learn to make your own here. If you want more squid goodness, check out this Mental Floss posts.

If you love this giant squid, you can learn to make your own here. If you want more squid goodness, check out this Mental Floss posts.

These adorable nipple pasties look like they were made for a stripper ready to go on Sesame Street. For more insanely ugly and strange pasties, check out this great post on Craftasrophe.

Ladies and Gentlemen, lock up your Asian underage daughters because Woody’s got wood. Ok bad jokes aside, how hilarious is this Woody Allen pin? At a mere $26 it’s not over-priced for the level of craftsmanship and detail put into it.
If they made one of Larry David, I’d have to buy one for my BF on his birthday.

This placenta crochet piece by Souviner_Kattunge is adorably disgusting. Man do I love Flickr.
I love this bear sleeping bag by artist Eiko Ishizawa. BoingBoing discovered it and I have to say, I need one. You know they’re extra good because if you’re camping in the wilderness, they might just save your life when an angry bear attacks your camp. Ok, maybe not, but they’re surely warmer than the average non-bear bag.

This Kirby cake is too sad, but absolutely hillarious. Poor wittle Kirby.
I love how sexy yet absolutely dorkish this Star Trek corset is.
I think every man could use this handy little kit inside the teddy bear. It has traditional romance and is filled with all the things you need to make a night “special” with your lady.
I added my bacon bath salt recipe to eHow. If you want to make your own, now you can!