Yes, it is too soon. No, I don’t care. They’re still funny, even if just because they are so tasteless.
Trying to deal with low ticket sales, San Diego’s Old Globe theater has decided to cash in on the power of the kitteh by hosting an all-cat cast version of Hamlet in 2011. While theater-buffs everywhere are cringing, lol cat fans are shivering in anticipation of the event.
Being as how I live in San Diego, I will do whatever I can to not only make this show, but bring back images for you loyal readers.
I have to say this photo collection of the Michael Jackson’s auction is great. Love the glasses and sunglasses. View the link to see them all.
These adorable nipple pasties look like they were made for a stripper ready to go on Sesame Street. For more insanely ugly and strange pasties, check out this great post on Craftasrophe.
I know I mentioned it just last week, but I love Craftastrophe. Here’s a perfect example of why they are so wonderful. Look at this purely hideous thing!
This is by far one of the funniest websites I’ve seen, ever.
These dirt bags are availible at a wide range of prices. I love the compatability test and the article in Mail Order Brides Monthly. This is gold:
“Q: What does it cost the parties involved?
Art: It all depends on the demand. We have an excellent variety of quality bachelors, and the highest demand is for men around 30 years old with lots of hair. For example if you want to order a 52 year old bald man who has bad psioriasis, well then maybe $600.. but say we had a candidate that looked like a young Erik Estrada, well that kind of product doesn’t last long, we typically charge around $9,000.”
Your wedding day is supposed to be a sweet and special day that you will remember for the rest of your life. Unfortunately, people with no class rarely gain any just because they’re tying the knot. Here’s 10 reasons you need to teach your kids about the sanctity of marriage -particularly the wedding gown.
10 ) The Detroit Special
9Â ) (Not) The Dream Team
8 ) The “Wait, You Wanted It To Look Like That?”
7 ) The “Camel Toe & Side Boob Together At Last”
First off, shorts and camel toe are never a good look for your wedding. Second, when the top looks like suspenders carefully hovering over your nipples, I pray you’re marrying someone as tasteless as yourself -say Michael Jackson?
6 ) The “Is That A Doily You’re Wearing?”
Can you say say slizz-ut? It looks like someone hit her with a net gun and she just decided to work it as a gown.
5 ) The Private Dancer
4 ) The “Make Papa Hefner Proud”
3 ) The “When I grow up, I wanna be Chelsea Charms.”
I’d love to see her get in a fight with Tits McGee over who looks beter with their obscenely non-existent tops laid out.
2 ) The “Mommy Taught Me Right”
Tacky crystals and a huge train don’t trick anyone into thinking your dress is less trampy.
If you’re wondering what her mother would say, check out this respectful and demure mother of the bride dress. Yes, it does run in the family.
1 ) The “How Much Did Your Wife Cost?”
Russian brides rarely come this easy. Is she going to a wedding or to an auction block?
At least there’s a back to the dress…kind of.
If you enjoyed this post, be sure to check out its sister post, Terribly Trashy Tuxes.