You may have heard that today was declared to be no cats on the internet day. It is the policy of Rue The Day to protest stupid decisions like those. So with that in mind, I’d just like to take this opportunity to bring back the LOL Cat Alphabet. Without cats, there should be no internet.
Spencer Pratt has told his wife they will get a divorce if she gets pregnant. Now there’s a great way to take on responsibility -just bolt. You tell that conniving bitch: no babies or no douchebag. Personally, if I was her, that alone would get me booking a trip to the sperm bank.
He did have one thing right, “I’m not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn,” he said. Now if only we could go back in time and make sure he was aborted we wouldn’t have to worry about the original.
We all know Fox News is full of idiots, but this picture only shows how moronic they really are. Maybe Mrs. Palin isn’t as stupid as she seems, maybe she just mistakenly relies on the geographers that work for Fox. Thanks for the pic Miss C.
Do not attempt to use a nail clipper to circumsize yourself.
“This is something we would advise men never to attempt,” a medic told the Telegraph. “The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man’s sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand.”
Gee, really? If I cut off my own body parts with nail clippers, it will hurt? Wow! Never would have thought.
I think moose cheese sounds delicious, but not for $500 per pound. Some foods are just stupidly pricey -for example this $10,000 Martini On The Rock served with an actual diamond. It’s quite sickening actually. For more disgustingly expensive foods, check out the rest of this Woman’s Day article.
Another terrible invention. I seriously doubt this is going to improve your game and it may be really akward when you’re pushing a little hard to reject your waste.
It’s not only brides that choose bad outfits on their wedding days. Jerry Seinfeld once pointed out that all men look the same in tuxedos –these men certainly break that rule in the worst possible way.
I can’t see you, you’re in camouflage:
Look, we get it, you’re either into hunting or you’re in the military or you’re in a crazy militia. Whatever the reason you thought it was a good idea to go “commando†for your wedding, you were wrong. Camouflage and weddings just don’t mix. For more terribly wonderful camo wedding images, check out this post from Tacky Weddings.
Someone wants to be Willy Wonka of the wedding world:
Is that Prince beside you in the first pic? I know he can get away with wearing crap like that and acting straight, but you can’t. Bad call dude. We know you’re a tool, you really don’t need to try this hard to prove it.
Ohh the colors!! Ohh the stripes!!! Ohhh the humanity:
Yeah, I love stripes and colors…but not diagonal stripped blue weirdness. Seriously guy, points for originality and all, but this is just ugly. And really, what’s up with your shoes? At this point, you should have just gone for the blue suede.
I’m afraid of clowns:
Or at least, I’m afraid of clown weddings. Balloon animals and hats are fun and all, but it’s never a good thing when your tux can be popped at any given moment.
Some things are best left in the past:
This twenties tuxedo is a perfect example. I know vintage clothes are awesome, but don’t let an item’s oldness blind you from its ugliness. A general rule is orange and brown stripes never look good.
Ironic, huh?
I know, you’re trying to be such a cool hipster by wearing an ugly seventies tuxedo. Won’t everyone think you’re so funny for being ironic? Isn’t it so funny? The answer to both questions is no. You just look stupid and the mustache isn’t adding to the hipster factor, it just makes you look like even more of a tool. Your Flickr set only furthers this theory.
So there you have it. Bridezillas are not the only tasteless ones in weddings. Gentlemen can be just as stupid and tacky. Remember guys, it’s hard to go wrong in black and white.
There are tons of similar play him off videos on YouTube, but this is one of the all time best videos ever. She really needs to be played off bad.
E.T. Finger…right. Funny, because I swear I saw some really hot lesbians giving each other some E.T. fingers the other day in a movie. They must have been trying to heal each other, yeah, that’s it…heal each other.
It’s been a while since I posted a new “stupidest inventions ever” article, but then I came across this beauty, the Alcohol Shot Gun. Like the Bierstick, the point is to shoot alcohol into the back of your throat to swallow booze as fast as possible. Additionally, this one is even worse in that you can actually shoot alcohol right into your friend’s face. Great idea, let’s shoot each other in the face while we’re drunk. Surely no one will go blind this way. Surely.