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This Just In: Spencer Pratt Still A Douche

pratt-b_7 Spencer Pratt has told his wife they will get a divorce if she gets pregnant. Now there’s a great way to take on responsibility -just bolt. You tell that conniving bitch: no babies or no douchebag. Personally, if I was her, that alone would get me booking a trip to the sperm bank.

He did have one thing right, “I’m not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn,” he said. Now if only we could go back in time and make sure he was aborted we wouldn’t have to worry about the original.

By Jill

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