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Oh Dear God No

Yes, this is seriously a trailer for a porn parody of Sponge Bob. Talk about things you can’t unsee.

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Mix Betty With The Gorilla?

This is wrong on so many levels that it’s just plain right. Thank god for Regretsy.

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Seinporn Is So Hot Right Now

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Ok, so maybe this isn’t the hottest porn ever, but it might just be one of the most amusing. I think it’s funny that only the George character really looks like his counterpart. Definately click on the link and view the other casting photos.

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Bad Product Design, Wow!

5ba8016a03293533_etfingerE.T. Finger…right. Funny, because I swear I saw some really hot lesbians giving each other some E.T. fingers the other day in a movie. They must have been trying to heal each other, yeah, that’s it…heal each other.

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The Internet Is Growing Up

picture-3T-Shirt Hell, makers of such brilliantly offensive and satirical shirts as “Arrest Black Babies Before They Become Criminals,” is retiring their site, and it’s making me quite sad. Sure, I never actually bought their shirts -they were insanely over priced, but they were a glory hole of free speech on the internet.The net as we know it will be a little more boring and a little less offensive…for about five minutes, until someone fills the gaping hole they left.

Funny enough, I know where the guy is coming from, it’s fun to be crazy and offensive to the general public, until you start to grow up. Then it’s not so fun. Still, I wish they passed along the tourch and sold the store.

C’est La Vie.

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Cock Ring Counts Your Thrusts

I hadn’t formally announced that I am now writing over at Weird Stuff News, so I’d like to take this opportunity to point out that I have just posted a fun little ditty over there about a cock ring that counts your boinks per minute. How can you resist the urge to visit the site? Just do it already.

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Safe For Work Porn

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This is seriously hilarious. Porn photoshoped to be safe for work.