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This Just In: Spencer Pratt Still A Douche

pratt-b_7 Spencer Pratt has told his wife they will get a divorce if she gets pregnant. Now there’s a great way to take on responsibility -just bolt. You tell that conniving bitch: no babies or no douchebag. Personally, if I was her, that alone would get me booking a trip to the sperm bank.

He did have one thing right, “I’m not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn,” he said. Now if only we could go back in time and make sure he was aborted we wouldn’t have to worry about the original.


AIG Removes Its Lettering


This is absolutely hillarious. After all the shit they’ve pulled, someone in AIG has finally got some sense of humiliation about their full douchebaggery -they pulled their sign off of their building.