Another terrible invention. I seriously doubt this is going to improve your game and it may be really akward when you’re pushing a little hard to reject your waste.
Gentlemen, I know it’s hard for you to maintain perfect facial hair, but inventing a “bowl haircut” for your face, aka the GoateeSaver is not the solution. How does it even stay on your face? Is it uncomfortable? Do you look like a complete tool, during and after use? Wait, I can answer that one…yes!