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Girl Gets Boyfriend’s Name Tattooed On Face After Meeting Him


Seriously, this idiot met her boyfriend once in real life after talking to him online for a while and then let him tattoo his name on her face. It’s been a while since we did the stupidest ideas ever, but this bitch seriously garners the title.

‘It’s a symbol of our eternal devotion. I’d like him to tattoo every inch of my body,” she said.

Wait a month, then she’ll realize how retarded she is. Well, at least she’ll fit in when she eventually goes to prison.


Fox News Fail


We all know Fox News is full of idiots, but this picture only shows how moronic they really are. Maybe Mrs. Palin isn’t as stupid as she seems, maybe she just mistakenly relies on the geographers that work for Fox. Thanks for the pic Miss C.


PETA’s Full of Idiots…Again


“Trying to hide your thunder thighs and balloon belly is no day at the beach,” says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. “PETA has a free ‘Vegetarian Starter Kit’ for people who want to lose pounds while eating as much as they like.

First of all, there are fat vegetarians. Second of all, even skinny vegetarians can be a lot more unhealthy than an overweight meat eater, it all depends on nutrients and whatnot.

For them to post an ad like this and then say they’re just trying to help is just crap. Personally, I can’t wait for the PETA president to die. She’s planning to have a barbeque to make a statement about meat eating. I plan to be first in line for a slice of her corn-fed moronic ass. Get raped PETA, get raped.


Adolf Hitler’s Mom Wants Him Back

This video killed me. The whole “we aren’t racist” thing is so damn hillarious, her husband only has a swastika tattoo because he likes the artwork.

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New Stupidest Inventions: Butts and Weinners

Today, GiggleSugar had two inventions worthy of the stupidest inventions ever title. So here goes, first I present to you the Whizzinator.

Now this invention is not actually new, but it is new news that the inventors have just been arrested. You see, the Whizzinator isn’t just a flashy looking fake weinner, it’s actually a snazzy way to cheat on a drug test. The fake penis can help you squeeze out someone else’s warm pee from a realistic looking wang. The Inventors have plead guilty to a conspiracy.

The next invention isn’t illegal, it’s just moronic. If mooning people is getting you chilly and you don’t want to feel the breeze blowing against your naked cheeks, but still want to give them the full view of your back side, this little beaut is for you. You can now moon people without ever showing your real butt. Genius? Only if you’re 10 years old.

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Titty Milk Ice Cream?

In case you still weren’t sure if PETA was full of complete psychopaths, you may enjoy knowing that they recently wrote Ben and Jerrys requesting they start using breast milk in their ice cream instead of cow milk. They claim that since cow milk was never meant for humans, it shouldn’t be used in ice cream. B&J’s may be liberal, but they aren’t morons, so they told PETA where they could stick it…in much nicer terms. -For more info.

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New Stupidest Invention Ever, The Bierstick

beer doucheMental Floss has discovered the stupidest invention ever…or at least the stupidest invention ever, for today.

How could anything top the stupidity of the previous marvel, the Hula Chair, you ask? With this modern feat of science, you are able to slam 24 ounces of beer down your throat at an all-time high speed. The website’s page is loaded with pleasant disclaimers they do not want to be responsible for, although it seems they forgot, “Bierstick is not responsible for stupid frat boys who own one of our products and rape women while under the influence of our product.”

Seriously, if you want one of these, why not just start shooting up heroin and stop wasting the time and money on killing your body and mind with something like beer?

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