Month: September 2008

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Sickening

Dail C For “Creepy”

Photo by flikr user Mag3737
Photo by flikr user Mag3737

According to YesButNoButYes, some weirdo is selling a used, and UNWASHED, pair of Michael Jackson’s tighty whiteys…no, I don’t mean his boy toys, I mean his underwear.

Whether or not you think he really is a child molester, buying men’s used undies is pretty gross, especially when they belong to someone that fades in between man, woman and space alien at least 3 times per minute.

On the other hand, if any of you want to buy any of my used underwear for $500, we may be able to arrange something. I assure you I have never molested children or been accused of being a man…so at this price, you’re a fool not to buy! Hey, a girls gotta make some money somehow.

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Daily Goodness

Daily Goodness

Quote of the Day:
“A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another’s.” -Jean Paul

Fact of the day:
The first elephant in the US was brought over in 1816 for farm work. He ended up being such a popular sight that the farmer instead toured the country to show his prize to the crowds. –Source

Today’s Holiday:
Swap Ideas Day…gimme gimme gimme

Link of the Day:
An artist creates his own version of camouflage using specially placed paint on human subjects.

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New Products or Services

New InventorSpot Article!

Hooray, I’ve just got my second article up at InventorSpot. Check it out, it’s all about “beary” good technology. Knuck knuck knuck.

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Animals Weddings

Monkeys, Weddings and Bears -Oh My!

A zoo in China tried to stir up some publicity by having a few monkeys get married. The bears of course were the flower girls. Isn’t it just precious?

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Daily Goodness Sickening

Daily Goodness

Quote of the day:
“I’d done three solo albums in a row, and that’s quite narcissistic.” -Bjork

Fact of the Day:
In 1518, a mental plague took over the French city of Strasbourg. Those suffering would dance for weeks until they died from a heart attack. –Source

Today’s Holiday:
Wonderful Weirdos Day -how fun

Link of the Day:
100 Year Old photo blog has some really cool pics.

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Daily Goodness

Daily Goodness

Quote of the Day:
“I was never the diplomatic diplomat.” -Adolfo Aguilar Zinser

Fact of the Day:
Chad Johnson of the Cincinnati Bengals wanted to put his nickname on his jersey, but NFL rules require you use your real name –so he changed his name to “Ocho Cinco.” –Source

Today’s Holiday:
National Boss/Employee Exchange Day, I wonder if you can fire them….

Link of the Day:
A really cool flash video of the Mario story.

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Awesome sites Politics

The Ahole’s Guide

Over at my other blog, The Assholes Guide to Etiquette, I posted a new article about the hypocrisy of political people. Both sides were mocked all in good fun. If you get a chance, stop by and read it.

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Hoaxes

Awesome Hoax of Cute

I sincerely wish this wasn’t a hoax. A Japanese site sold 20 “Real Pikachus” for over $900 million dollars. How f-ing cute are these little photoshopped brats!

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Daily Goodness

Daily Goodness

Quote of the Day:
“The mark of a true crush… is that you fall in love first and grope for reasons afterward.” -Shana Alexander

Fact of the Day:
The old nursery rhyme, Sing a Song of Six Pence was derived from a pirate’s secret code to recruit new members. –Source

Today’s Holiday:
Grandparent’s Day

Link of the Day:
Take pieces of pencils, glue them together to make art and you may be as talented as Jennifer Maestre…but probably not.

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Daily Goodness

Daily Goodness

Quote of the Day:
“If anything is certain, it is that change is certain. The world we are planning for today will not exist in this form tomorrow.” -Phil Crosby

Fact of the Day:
Humble pie most likely was derived from “umble pie,” made of deer innards, as it was thought to be a food for inferiors. –Source

Today’s Holiday:
Stillbirth Remembrance Day -sad and a little creepy

Link of the Day:
Scary Haunted Houses and Hotels -be sure to bring a diaper.