Then get your special someone one of these absolutely terrible gifts or experiences. Sure, you have to spend a little money, but they’re guaranteed to piss off your partner more than the gift of nothingness, which is saying quite a lot.
Over on Weird Stuff News, I just wrote the story of the world’s stupidest criminal. I can’t paraphrase the article better than I wrote it the first time over there. Read and enjoy:
Bad idea #1: Don’t date someone you suspect might be downloading child porn on to your computer.
Bad idea #2: Don’t do disgusting & illegal things with a dog when you’re drunk.
Bad idea #3: If you do take part in #2, don’t video tape it.
Bad idea #4: If you do take part in #2 & 3, don’t upload it to your computer and then just put it in the recycle bin once you realize you don’t want that video.
Bad idea #5: Don’t drink in public when you’re on probation for a DUI.
The Worst Idea Ever: When you are in jail for violating #5, don’t ask the police to check your computer for child porn (based on #1) when you still have videos of yourself making love to a dog in the computer’s Recycle Bin (#’s 2, 3 & 4). You will get arrested for beastaility and prove yourself to be one of the stupidest criminals on Earth.
All I can say is “wow,” and thank you Yes But No But Yes.
The Deadliest Catch is releasing their own coffee line, The Deadliest Brew. Yes, you heard that right, the people who catch crabs in the artic want to sell you coffee. I don’t know about you, but I want coffee to remind me of death, tidal waves and rotting fish.
How many of you knew that the Army recently hired its first ever Chief Marketing Officer? If that isn’t bad enough, Mr. ideas man decided to launch a fun arcade type of place to show kids how cool the Army is.
While I am not against advertising in anyway, tricking kids into thinking military service is fun so you can ship them off to Iraq is not cool. Not cool at all.