The IKEA Monkey Air Freshener

Thursday, May 30th, 2013

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Your car is currently missing two things…first, the smell of lingonberries. Secondly, it’s missing a cute little monkey in a quite dapper coat. Fortunately, Archie McPhee is there to help with this air freshener that comes in the shape of said monkey and smells like the lingonberries served at your favorite IKEA.



This Butter Cheese Shedder Is a Real Invention

Wednesday, May 8th, 2013

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Sure, you could leave your butter out until it softens, or you could buy this awesome invention that will practically turn it in to spaghetti.



Spotted on Facebook

Monday, February 18th, 2013

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Apparently Paul Karason, AKA “Blue Man,” is also a doctor who knows the secret to learning any language. Odd that he never mentions this in any of those interviews he has about having blue skin. One thing at a time I guess.

Oh Facebook advertisers, will you ever stop just using random images of people online?



Looking to Get Kicked Out Today?

Thursday, February 14th, 2013

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Then get your special someone one of these absolutely terrible gifts or experiences. Sure, you have to spend a little money, but they’re guaranteed to piss off your partner more than the gift of nothingness, which is saying quite a lot.



Epic Meal Time’s Valentine’s Day Special

Wednesday, February 13th, 2013

Epic Meal Time knows how to make a Valentine’s dessert infinitely more manly (read: utterly disgusting). At least it has a lot of heart…literally.



Girl Gets Boyfriend’s Name Tattooed On Face After Meeting Him

Thursday, February 7th, 2013

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Seriously, this idiot met her boyfriend once in real life after talking to him online for a while and then let him tattoo his name on her face. It’s been a while since we did the stupidest ideas ever, but this bitch seriously garners the title.

‘It’s a symbol of our eternal devotion. I’d like him to tattoo every inch of my body,” she said.

Wait a month, then she’ll realize how retarded she is. Well, at least she’ll fit in when she eventually goes to prison.





A Plush Unicorn Bouquet For Your Sweetie

Sunday, January 27th, 2013

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Wanna impress your geek girl this Valentine’s Day? Then forget flowers, instead, grab her one of these great plush unicorn bouquets from Think Geek.





1.21 Giga Pimps: The Stretch DeLorean

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2013

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Spotted at a DeLorean car show, I think every rich geek should aspire to ride around in one of these.