The Best Tee Shirts From The IT Crowd

Saturday, July 13th, 2013

keyboard-cat-580x319

Like a real geek, Roy from the IT Crowd has a vast selection of awesome tees featuring snarky comments and inside jokes. If you ever saw one on the show and wished you could see the whole thing or wondered what the heck it was related to, you won’t want to miss Bite’s coverage of the best of Roys T-Shirts.

i-see-dumb-people



The IKEA Monkey Air Freshener

Thursday, May 30th, 2013

runaway

Your car is currently missing two things…first, the smell of lingonberries. Secondly, it’s missing a cute little monkey in a quite dapper coat. Fortunately, Archie McPhee is there to help with this air freshener that comes in the shape of said monkey and smells like the lingonberries served at your favorite IKEA.



Ducks Stop A High Speed Police Chase

Wednesday, May 22nd, 2013

Someone arrest this duck, she’s interfering with police duties!



Do Yo Suffer From Bitchy Resting Face

Tuesday, May 21st, 2013

Or are you just a bitch…yeah, probably the later.



This Butter Cheese Shedder Is a Real Invention

Wednesday, May 8th, 2013

113

Sure, you could leave your butter out until it softens, or you could buy this awesome invention that will practically turn it in to spaghetti.



Rubber Ducky, You’re The One for Kinako

Wednesday, May 8th, 2013

Kinako sure loves his baths. Just look at how much he enjoys a relaxing soak in the tub, complete with a rubber ducky.



You Can Finally Cuddle With Grumpy Cat

Tuesday, April 30th, 2013

il_570xN.420131893_hfyg

If you’re like me, seeing Tard’s little grumpy face just makes you want to hug her. That’s why this Grumpy Cat plush is such a great idea.



I Guess They Can Take The Sky From You

Thursday, April 25th, 2013

7264861912_946815468b_c

Firefly is awesome, but the crew of Serenity might be lucky they only lasted one season and a movie -otherwise they might have been caught and that would have been bad news. According to Peter Liss, even the actions they participated in during just the Ariel  heist could put the whole crew behind bars for a very long time and River and Simon could even fact the death penalty!



Damn Chewbacca, You’re Looking Sexay Today

Thursday, April 18th, 2013

880980-Chewbacca-Star-Wars-Costume-large

Seriously, everyone needs to look sexy sometimes, even Chewie, Darth Vader and Boba Fett. Unfortunately, this isn’t the way to do it.



Someone Get Him A Monocle Stat!

Saturday, April 6th, 2013

8578091744_d944649e07_b1

Just look at this fancy puppy! He desperately needs a top hat monocle. I seriously hope he gets his own  blog so we can follow this mustachioed fellow as he grows older.