Only if you’re a traitorousÂ rebel scum.
Oh Tard, you’re so adorable, and now you’re one full year old. Congratulations cutie!
If I went to a party where this was on center display, I think I’d punch anyone who tried to eat a Peep.
Wanna show your favorite geek that you get them and that you care? Then try one of these awesome Valentine’s Day cards spotted on The Mary Sue.
Generally, eating restrictions are a drag, but when it comes to Valentine’s Day, they are often a necessary evil if you don’t want to end up to bloated and nasty to even make out with your special someone. Buzzfeed has a great list of what not to eat cleverly illustrated with adorable little hamsters.
Epic Meal Time knows how to make a Valentine’s dessert infinitely more manly (read: utterly disgusting). At least it has a lot of heart…literally.
I may not know you personally, but I can pretty much guarantee that these pooches are already better prepared for Valentine’s Day than you are.