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Quote of the Day:
“The More You Do, The More You Can Do.†–yours truly
Fact of the Day:
The hope diamond is supposedly cursed and after 9 owners of the jewel
suffered horrible fates after owning the piece, owner Harry Winston mailed it to the Smithsonian for only $2.44. –Source
Today’s Holiday:
Video Games Day -yay!
Link of the Day:
The strange monetary values of a variety of things, such as peacock feathers and human blood.
Quote of the Day:
“Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation.” -Michael Jordan
Fact of the Day:
The word “maverick†comes from an old cattle rancher named
Maverick who refused to brand his cattle because he considered it cruel. Nowadays, it’s synonymous with someone who bears no man’s brand. –Source
Today’s Holiday:
Anniversary of the Trade Center Attacks
Link of the Day:
20 very strange endangered species. At right, the spring hare.
According to YesButNoButYes, some weirdo is selling a used, and UNWASHED, pair of Michael Jackson’s tighty whiteys…no, I don’t mean his boy toys, I mean his underwear.
Whether or not you think he really is a child molester, buying men’s used undies is pretty gross, especially when they belong to someone that fades in between man, woman and space alien at least 3 times per minute.
On the other hand, if any of you want to buy any of my used underwear for $500, we may be able to arrange something. I assure you I have never molested children or been accused of being a man…so at this price, you’re a fool not to buy! Hey, a girls gotta make some money somehow.
Quote of the Day:
“A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another’s.†-Jean Paul
Fact of the day:
The first elephant in the US was brought over in 1816 for 
farm work. He ended up being such a popular sight that the farmer instead toured the country to show his prize to the crowds. –Source
Today’s Holiday:
Swap Ideas Day…gimme gimme gimme
Link of the Day:
An artist creates his own version of camouflage using specially placed paint on human subjects.
Hooray, I’ve just got my second article up at InventorSpot. Check it out, it’s all about “beary” good technology. Knuck knuck knuck.
A zoo in China tried to stir up some publicity by having a few monkeys get married. The bears of course were the flower girls. Isn’t it just precious?
Quote of the day:
“I’d done three solo albums in a row, and that’s quite narcissistic.” -Bjork
Fact of the Day:
In 1518, a mental plague took over the French city of Strasbourg. Those 
suffering would dance for weeks until they died from a heart attack. –Source
Today’s Holiday:
Wonderful Weirdos Day -how fun
Link of the Day:
100 Year Old photo blog has some really cool pics.
Quote of the Day:
“I was never the diplomatic diplomat.” -Adolfo Aguilar Zinser
Fact of the Day:
Chad Johnson of the Cincinnati Bengals 
wanted to put his nickname on his jersey, but NFL rules require you use your real name –so he changed his name to “Ocho Cinco.†–Source
Today’s Holiday:
National Boss/Employee Exchange Day, I wonder if you can fire them….
Link of the Day:
A really cool flash video of the Mario story.
Over at my other blog, The Assholes Guide to Etiquette, I posted a new article about the hypocrisy of political people. Both sides were mocked all in good fun. If you get a chance, stop by and read it.
I sincerely wish this wasn’t a hoax. A Japanese site sold 20 “Real Pikachus” for over $900 million dollars. How f-ing cute are these little photoshopped brats!