Update: Star-face Tattoo Girl Is A Liar

150facetat3 File this one under “duh,” the idiot bitch who got half her face tattooed and then claimed she slept through it all while the artist destroyed her “good looks” ::snicker:: -she’s admitted that she’s a liar.

No shit! Really, you are almost as stupid as her if you believed her story. At least she gave the tattoo artist the wake up call he needed to start getting clients to start waivers. He really should have done this from day one to protect himself from dumb asses  like her.

And, at least she’ll have this lovely reminder for the rest of her life as to why getting star tattoos over your entire your face is a really moronic idea.


I’m in Good Company

hemingwayMental Floss posted a recent article detailing 6 wordsmiths who had trouble spelling.

Those of you who follow my works on a regular basis may have noticed I occassionally have issues myself -and that’s with a trusty spellchecker on hand.

Thank you Mental Floss for boosting my confidence today.

Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever

New Stupidest Invention Ever, The Bierstick

beer doucheMental Floss has discovered the stupidest invention ever…or at least the stupidest invention ever, for today.

How could anything top the stupidity of the previous marvel, the Hula Chair, you ask? With this modern feat of science, you are able to slam 24 ounces of beer down your throat at an all-time high speed. The website’s page is loaded with pleasant disclaimers they do not want to be responsible for, although it seems they forgot, “Bierstick is not responsible for stupid frat boys who own one of our products and rape women while under the influence of our product.”

Seriously, if you want one of these, why not just start shooting up heroin and stop wasting the time and money on killing your body and mind with something like beer?

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