Author: Jill

Hi, I'm just a crazy writer who spends too much time online.

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Videos

Flashback To Stupidity

Rue The Day wasn’t around when this came out, but it is still one of the greatest internet videos around. Remember when Miss South Carolina tried to explain why most Americans couldn’t find America on a map and somehow she brought “The Iraq” and South Africa into her answer about U.S. Americans not having maps? Ahhh, the moron still makes us smile.

I can’t help but really enjoy the subway map made to follow her train of thought. Thank you Morning Toast for making sense of this mess of “knowledge.”

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I know there are some models and beauty pagent contestants out there that actually are intelligent, but with things like this video, at least they know why no one takes them seriously.

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Awesome sites

Happy 4/20

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Hopefully you aren’t so high you’re seeing giant colored animals everywhere, that is, unless you’re in certain parts of Europe, where they are a real and legitamate art project.

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Oh, and since tomorrow’s Earth Day, you may as well check out these awesomely strange eco-friendly products like the wood-powered hot tub. So relaxing.

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Art

Stitch Designer Vinyl Toys

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I’m a huge fan of Disney’s Stitch character and these vinyl toys are just great. I think the best ones are the two by Ron English. Interestingly, Disney was originally uncomfortable with Stitch’s character design because they thought it was too scary.

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Animals

50 Slutty Animals

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Gotta love this Best Week Ever post with 50 slutty animals. The pic above is my favorite, although I’d hardly call it slutty -it’s just a bit flirty is all.

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Sickening

Ronald Regan Was A Snitch

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This news isn’t all that surprising, but it is still interesting to know that Ronnie served as a snitch against supposed commies for the FBI. His wife was also in on the action. The point? Don’t be friends with people like Ronald, their bound to just be keeping an eye on you so they can narc you out as a commie, or in these days, a terrorist.

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Animals

Adaptation of Moscow Strays

Moscow’s stray dogs have adapted in remarkable ways to the city’s infastructure. This article details how they will ride the subway and get off at their desired stop, how they cross city streets according to the lights and they have mastered the art of begging. The whole concept is very interesting.

On a somewhat unrelated note, if you’re into dogs, be sure to visit Muttskis if you haven’t already.

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Interesting

Best Business Card Ever

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Steve Martin seems like a very warm, polite, intelligent and funny guy, but maybe that’s just me…

Thanks The Laugh Track and Mental Floss for bringing me this info.

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Animals

Disturbing Dog Walking Poster

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This has got to be something you only see in San Francisco. I don’t know whether to laugh and hire the lady or run the other way and mace her if I ever met her face to face.

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Art

Ichi The Killer Bento Box

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If you’re sick of cutesie bento boxes or if you just love horror flicks, you’ll dig this Ichi the Killer bento box on Flickr. Sakurako Kitsa made the face with mustard and turkey.

This is from the very memorable part of the movie where he inhales deeply on his cigarette and blows the smoke out the slits in his cheeks.

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Entertainment Sickening Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever

Rescue Shelter Boys?

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PETA just asked the Pet Shop Boys if they wouldn’t mind changing their name to the Rescue Shelter Boys. Retarded much? Me thinks so. But hey, what more can you expect from an organization that wanted to change “fish” to “sea kitties?”

“by changing its name, the band could raise awareness at every tour stop of the “cramped, filthy conditions” that breeders keep animals in before selling them to pet stores, PETA said in its letter.”

Yes, but maybe by having a cramped crowded concert under the name “Pet Shop Boys” will actually make concert goers feel like the puppies at the puppy mills. Ever think about that PETA? I didn’t think so -being as how you refuse to think about anything.