PETA & Octomom Define Irony

Ever since Alanis Morrisette came out with her breakthrough hit “Ironic,” people throughout the world have had a hard time understanding what the word actually means.  If you’ve had a little bit of trouble getting your head around the definition, then here’s an easy way to tell.

If something happens that you really don’t want to happen, like “rain on your wedding day,” it’s not necessarily ironic. If something happens that tests the limits of absurdity because it is the exact opposite of what you would expect to see happen, then it is ironic.

Perhaps the ultimate example of irony in this decade is the news that Octomom, the woman who is known solely for filling her uterus to capacity, has paired with PETA to work on a spay and neuter campaign. While this works for PETA, who has a knack for being absurd, it’s the ultimate in hypocrisy for Miss Baby Mama 2009 to try to tell animal owners to do the exact opposite of what she has become famous for. I mean, the woman admitted to having an “addiction” to being pregnant.

What’s next, Snoop Dogg telling kids not to smoke marijuana? Janis Dickinson speaking out on botox?

I say she get her tubes tied and then we can talk about her pushing for spay and neuter programs.


Top 10 Idiotic PETA Stunts


A new post on Time has a funny list of the stupidest shit ever pulled by PETA. Of course, they don’t mention some of the things that even PETA doesn’t want you to know about, like how they euthanize more animals than just about any shelter in the county and have said that people shouldn’t own pets.


PETA’s Full of Idiots…Again


“Trying to hide your thunder thighs and balloon belly is no day at the beach,” says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. “PETA has a free ‘Vegetarian Starter Kit’ for people who want to lose pounds while eating as much as they like.

First of all, there are fat vegetarians. Second of all, even skinny vegetarians can be a lot more unhealthy than an overweight meat eater, it all depends on nutrients and whatnot.

For them to post an ad like this and then say they’re just trying to help is just crap. Personally, I can’t wait for the PETA president to die. She’s planning to have a barbeque to make a statement about meat eating. I plan to be first in line for a slice of her corn-fed moronic ass. Get raped PETA, get raped.

Entertainment Sickening Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever

Rescue Shelter Boys?


PETA just asked the Pet Shop Boys if they wouldn’t mind changing their name to the Rescue Shelter Boys. Retarded much? Me thinks so. But hey, what more can you expect from an organization that wanted to change “fish” to “sea kitties?”

“by changing its name, the band could raise awareness at every tour stop of the “cramped, filthy conditions” that breeders keep animals in before selling them to pet stores, PETA said in its letter.”

Yes, but maybe by having a cramped crowded concert under the name “Pet Shop Boys” will actually make concert goers feel like the puppies at the puppy mills. Ever think about that PETA? I didn’t think so -being as how you refuse to think about anything.

Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever

Titty Milk Ice Cream?

In case you still weren’t sure if PETA was full of complete psychopaths, you may enjoy knowing that they recently wrote Ben and Jerrys requesting they start using breast milk in their ice cream instead of cow milk. They claim that since cow milk was never meant for humans, it shouldn’t be used in ice cream. B&J’s may be liberal, but they aren’t morons, so they told PETA where they could stick it…in much nicer terms. -For more info.

Politics Sickening

Thanking Voters With a Slaughter

An Indian politician is so thrilled to have one the recent election that he has sacrificed over 200 goats and four buffalo. Take that PETA. More info available at