Sex Sickening



When I heard about the annual masturbate-a-thon, I was have to admit, I threw up in my mouth a little. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all down for a little self-satisfaction, but doing it for hours in a group in front of an audience, that’s when it starts to be a bit disgusting.

Even more disgusting is that the world record holder for longest time spent jerking it will be participating again in an effort to maintain his title. Sorry, but 9 and a half hours of pulling your pork sounds like an excercise in making yourself never want to do anything sexual again.

If you want to wank yourself while watching others do it, the event can be viewed from home for a mere $30. And thank you Tokyo Mango for making me want to take a shower just because I wrote this blog post. Ewww.

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Cock Ring Counts Your Thrusts

I hadn’t formally announced that I am now writing over at Weird Stuff News, so I’d like to take this opportunity to point out that I have just posted a fun little ditty over there about a cock ring that counts your boinks per minute. How can you resist the urge to visit the site? Just do it already.