Do you want a zombie or vampire dildo? Then you’re sick. But you also happen to be in luck, here’s a list of the grossest ones ever.
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It may be a little past due, but I’d feel remiss if I passed up the opportunity to share the results of the 2010 Turkey Jell-o Mold contest with you.
People put some terrible things in their poopers. If you’ve ever wanted to see terrible X-Rays of such things and hear the stories about them, you’re sick. Regardless, Asylum has you covered.
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Absolutely Terrifying Real Fetishes
You’ve seen the funny fetishes, now see their horrifyingly sick counterparts, the creepy fetishes that will keep you up at night.
The Ugliest Bug Contest 2010 aims to conclusively decide who is the ugliest bug of the year. Will it be the milkweed (picture)? The jewel bug? The flour beetle? Or perhaps the oft overlooked house fly? You decide. Votes are accepted until December 15.
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10 Utterly Strange Fetishes
Over on Oddee, I recently wrote about the 10 weirdest fetishes on Earth. Go check them out for a good laugh!
I love lobster, but I sure wouldn’t want to smell like the so-called cockroach of the sea. Nor would I want to smell like a funeral parlor, a vagina or any of the other horrifying scents from this Oddee article.
If you want to do well in sports, the secret is to practice and train hard, but if you aren’t a big fan of doing things the hard way, there are always performance enhancers. Of course, if you can’t get your hands on some ‘roids, you can always try some of these bizarre performance enhancers, including strychnine, guinea pig sperm and arsenic.
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The Weirdest Potato Chip Flavors Ever
Fruit flavored potato chips? Why not? How about shrimp chips? Weird flavors are from all over, check them out on this WebUrbanist article.
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10 Real Life Vampiric Animals
Vampire bats, leeches, bed bugs and are only a handful of the disgustingly gross blood sucking creatures out there. Learn more about them in this wonderful WebEcoist article.