Rue The Day!

Are you looking to better travel through massive portals? Well then, you might need some of these cool heel springs to help you get jumping -and help stop you from splatting all over.

Sure anyone could crochet a green beanie, but when paired with a crocheted purple mask, you two could become a ninja turtle. Or, of course, you could just buy this one on Etsy.

Sure he might only be a little guy, but he already knows what he wants to be when he grows up.

I know many people have watched Star Trek and dreamed of one day enjoying the company of the sexy green gals from other worlds. Or at least, that’s what Moonlight Bunnyranch owner Dennis Hof is hoping for as he prepares to open his new science fiction brothel.

Really though, if he just gets enough slave Leias running around, I’m sure he’ll be raking in a profit in no time. Would you stop by a house of ill-repute filled with alien babes?

The hits never stop coming over at Tee Fury, particularly with this hilarious Coconuts shirt. If you like it, grab it soon, only 7 hours before they put up a new shirt.

This gorgeous Darth Vader statue was made with a variety of random metal parts, including spoons for the eyes. It was put together by artist Alain Bellino who has more amazing metal sculptures over at the link.

I know Christmas is already over, but it’s never too late to share something as awesome as this Portal tree. If you want to know how to make your own for next year’s festivities, here are a few tips:

Basically, it’s our artificial tree which comes apart in three sections. The top section is suspended from the ceiling by an adhesive hook so it simply hangs downwards. The other two sections are connected and placed upside down on the floor – the tricky part is that the branches are meant to be kept extended out by gravity, so there is fishing line attached between each branch and what is usually the base of the tree, pulling the branches up towards the ceiling.

While it looks cool, it seems like it might get in the way since it takes up so much space.

I have no idea where this amazing tribute to Star Trek happens to be located, but it is certainly impressive.

TeeFury and LOLmart both have great Doctor Who inspired shirts for sale today. There’s only a few more hours to buy the Horton Hears the Doctor shirt above, but the Doctor Mew shirt below will be available for the rest of the week.