How awesome are these Simpsons stained glass images? Don’t answer that, let the silence do the talking for you.

If you live in Texas and can pick up 710 KURV, listen in on Wednesday around 7:40 to hear me give an interview about the 15 Worst Valentine’s Day Gifts I wrote about on InventorSpot. They don’t have a listen live online feature, so the rest of you will just have to deal with not hearing my horrible radio voice.

The zombie wedding pictured is one of fifteen insane wedding ideas captured in the list. Some are actually pretty cool, and some are just disgusting. What’s your opinion?

At least, if you’re a Republican. Senate candidate Andy Martin says the free encyclopedia is actually “a tax-exempt protosocialist scam that seeks to harass Republicans, conservatives and Obama opponents.” He’s actually suing the site for fraud. He goes on to say that both Wikipedia and Wikimedia are “anti-conservative, anti-Republican and anti-Obama opponent smear operations.” This all coming from someone who still doesn’t believe the president is a U.S. citizen. Gee, I wonder why this nutjob is losing so badly at the polls so far.

So is one of the blog’s favorite artists, Alex Pardee, the prolific creator of Bunnywith. Prints of the design will be designed to Haiti earthquake funds, so get buying!

The only thing that could improve this device would be if the lobsters were dropped into a thing of boiling water before falling down for you to catch them, and if there was a little hot butter dispenser on the front.

This is wrong on so many levels that it’s just plain right. Thank god for Regretsy.

Why? Why not!

Are you as scared of lobster man as I am? Come up with a good background story for him and I’ll send the person who writes the best one a prize. (Be sure to use your real email when leaving comments if you want to win).

Ever wish there was a hot chick inside of Jaba the Hut who would come out and do a strip tease for you? Probably not, but that doesn’t make the Star Wars burlesque night any less geektastically sexy, now does it? If you’re dying to see it, there’s an encore performance on March 13.