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How To Fail At Being A Hitman

Here are a few tips:

  • Don’t try to sell your services on a website
  • Don’t go to the mark, tell them you’ll kill them unless they pay you and then leave for a few days so they can call the cops
  • Don’t use your abused wife as an accomplice and expect her not to turn on you the first chance she gets.

More useful tips here.

Image via flexgraph [Flickr]

By Jill

Hi, I'm just a crazy writer who spends too much time online.

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