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Humor Sex Short Stories

Cinderella Undercover

I wrote this a few years ago as my own answer to the traditional Cinderella story so many young girls adopt for their life’s road map. It’s a little feministic, but mostly silly. It’s also a bit long, so be forewarned.

Cinderella scoured away at the bathroom floor as she watched her sisters and stepmother follow the coachman out the front door.

“I wish I could go to the ball,” she said, “I know I could win Prince Charming’s heart and escape my overbearing, hateful family.”

“I don’t think you really wish that,” whispered a voice in the corner of the room.

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Poetry

The Birds -A Poem

The birds scare me,
They fly by and scream at me.
I don’t like the birds,
I wish they’d die.
But I can’t hurt the birds,
That would not be fair.
How I wish they’d go away,
They keep staring at me with those beady black eyes.
The birds think they rule me,
They would try to kill me if they got the chance.
Why do they hate me so,
I never did anything to them,
They keep staring with their expressionless eyes.
Just a flicker of light nothing more,
They rise they squawk.
They circle they chase,
They scare me.
I wished they’d go away,
Birds, leave me be!!!

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Poetry

Harold the Duck

There was a duck named Harold
His head was green as algae
A melodious mallard
Singing silly songs softly
Harold was always happy
Harold liked being himself
Harold smiled all the time

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Lol kittehs

Make Your Own Lol Kitteh

I love Lol Kitties more than life itself, I find them adorkable and funny. If you wanna make your own, here’s how.

Step1

Kitteh Find a kitty picture you want to use.

Step2

Ponder your caption. Make sure it suits the picture and is cute or funny. Now try to mess with the spellings.

Step3

Add text to the picture using MS Paint or Photoshop. Here’s where you add your caption to the kitty pic.

Step4

Upload the image to the interwebz. Some of the best places include icanhascheezburger.com, the comments page for Rue The Day, your personal myspace page and flickr.

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Interesting

Anatomical Cross-Section Diagrams of Gamera & Godzilla

This is great, Laughing Squid has an anatomical picture of Gamera & Godzilla by Fredrick Barr. Truly clever.

Anatomical Cross-Section Diagrams of Gamera & Godzilla