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Arnold Says “FU Assembly”

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Oh Arnold, you sneaky pocket-vetoing bastard.

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Funny Politics

Rumsfeld Poetry

As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns.
The ones we don’t know we don’t know.

Yes, this is an actual quote from Donald Rumsfeld with line breaks added by Hart Seely, editor of Pieces of Intelligence: The Existential Poetry of Donald H. Rumsfeld. Whoever knew that he wasn’t actually a political monster, but a sensitive poet?

Thanks Good Magazine

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Funny Politics

Pullin’ a Palin

Are you the type to quit when the going gets tough? Prepare to be told you’re pullin a palin whenever you do. It’s the new buzz phrase and was just added to Urban Dictionary.

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Fox Lies About Political Parties

mccainD78344567567Remember when John McCain ran for a chance to be Democratic presidential candidate? Neither do I. But Fox News aparently does. While we all know they’re full of it, I was unaware that they routinely change Repulican politicians into Democrats whenever they are in a scandal or just bother the station in some way.

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Bukkake Outlawed In Oregon

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Oregon has outlawed the act of propelling “a dangerous substance at another person” -particularly, a substance that is “organic” in nature. The law was enacted after someone threw semen at a women at a Target store. While this is completely wrong and it is a sexual violation, the law doesn’t distinguish between consensual acts and non-consensual. Does our nation really need to have more laws restricting the behavior of consenting adults -even if those acts are gross?

Thanks for the image I’m $partacus.

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Art Politics

Oil Painting Of Bush/Shoe Incident

9992456b8b24a2b6_picture_17previewIf you have any extra money lying about the house, buy this painting immediately. How can you not afford to have this hung about your house? I know it can’t quite depict his cat-like agility, but come on people!

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Time For A Change: Bush Becomes Obama Street

Some pranksters in San Francisco changed the name of Bush Street to Obama Street last night, just in time for the inaguration. This is particularly amusing to me, since I used to live there. Check it out.

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New I.S. Article

I’m really proud of my newest InventorSpot article. It’s about 10 bacon products that have no actual food in them. While it’s not an item, I love the last picture in the peice enough to post it up here. It’s all about bacon defeating fries, although a bacon topped fries would be the ultimate power in office.

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A Great Invention For Once

I know that I like to point out horribly stupid products here, but this one is purely brilliant. A friend of mine at InventorSpot has written about this beaut. And yes, it is what you think it is -a George W. urinal. I say Obama’s new campaign slogan should become “A chicken in every pot and a Bush in every can.”   Who knows, maybe the lowbrow humor would even attract some of those “Good Ol” boys who are afraid of a black person in office.

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The Ahole’s Guide

Over at my other blog, The Assholes Guide to Etiquette, I posted a new article about the hypocrisy of political people. Both sides were mocked all in good fun. If you get a chance, stop by and read it.