Yelp is a great place to find reviews from ordinary people, but sometimes it also serves as a reminder of what douchebags ordinary people can be. Fuck You Yelper collects some of the most annoying, racist and stupid reviews on Yelp and puts them together for your spiteful pleasure.
Sorry, but how exactly did you mix these two charges up? I’m glad that’s not my paper. Source
Neatorama informs us of the meanest criminal ever, 18 year-old Steven Tyron. This douche stole money from a little kid’s lemonade stand. Now that’s low.
These are the slogans that make you turn your head and say “what?” The ones that make you want to slam your head to the ground until it goes away or actually makes sense. Not too much more to say about these slogans but ugggghhhh.
- “Dieting doesn’t work, Weight Watchers does.” Wait a minute, isn’t a diet a way to lose weight by eating different than usual? Since when is Weight Watchers not a diet? Yeah, just doesn’t work for me.
- “It’s waaaay better than fast food, it’s Wendys.” Pretty much the same irritating thing as the Weight Watchers ad. Yeah, Wendy’s isn’t fast food, and Carlos Mencia never ripped off someone else’s jokes right?
- “Laugh, cry, share the pants” made famous by The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Seriously, do I need to say more? It sounds like a lame joke on a public access sketch comedy show.