Are you ready for a 3 pound, 26 inch long behemoth of a gummy worm? Ready or not, here it is.
Meet Puggy, the dog with the world’s longest tongue, a record 4.5″. I really wish I knew there was a category for this, because my sister’s dog used to have one that hung even longer. Too late now.
David Jones really wants people to better understand snakes, so he opted to beat the world record of living with poisonous snakes and took residence with cobras, asps, black mambas and more for 121 days. Read more about it here.
Could you imagine owning a dog that weighs more than you do? What about a cat that weighs more than your terrier? This great WebEcoist article takes a thrilling look at some of the world’s most massive animals.
It might be patronizing to say, but I don’t care…the world’s shortest man is absolutely freaking adorable. The 24 year-old Colombian is only 27 inches tall and 22 pounds. Edward Nino Hernandez, if you read this, just know that I want to hang out with you.
When I heard about the annual masturbate-a-thon, I was have to admit, I threw up in my mouth a little. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all down for a little self-satisfaction, but doing it for hours in a group in front of an audience, that’s when it starts to be a bit disgusting.
Even more disgusting is that the world record holder for longest time spent jerking it will be participating again in an effort to maintain his title. Sorry, but 9 and a half hours of pulling your pork sounds like an excercise in making yourself never want to do anything sexual again.
If you want to wank yourself while watching others do it, the event can be viewed from home for a mere $30. And thank you Tokyo Mango for making me want to take a shower just because I wrote this blog post. Ewww.
Just wanted to share this great image with all of you. It’s the world’s shortest man (at least, at the time) and his cat.
The world’s largest litter of dalmation puppies are adorable. I’m ignoring the obligatory 101 Dalmations jokes, feel free to insert you own.