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World’s Longest Dog Tongue
Meet Puggy, the dog with the world’s longest tongue, a record 4.5″. I really wish I knew there was a category for this, because my sister’s dog used to have one that hung even longer. Too late now.
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Man Lives With Poisonous Snakes
David Jones really wants people to better understand snakes, so he opted to beat the world record of living with poisonous snakes and took residence with cobras, asps, black mambas and more for 121 days. Read more about it here.
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World’s Smallest Cow
Isn’t Swallow just precious? The little dexter was just named the world’s smallest cow, standing at only 33.5 inches tall.
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More Freakishly Huge Creatures
If you thought Wednesday’s post on huge creatures was the end of the subject matter, then you are sorely mistaken. Mental Floss’ take on the subject is just as fascinating and involves even more freakishly large wild animals, including the massive starfish above.
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The World’s Largest Animals
Could you imagine owning a dog that weighs more than you do? What about a cat that weighs more than your terrier? This great WebEcoist article takes a thrilling look at some of the world’s most massive animals.
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The World’s New Shortest Man
It might be patronizing to say, but I don’t care…the world’s shortest man is absolutely freaking adorable. The 24 year-old Colombian is only 27 inches tall and 22 pounds. Edward Nino Hernandez, if you read this, just know that I want to hang out with you.
When I heard about the annual masturbate-a-thon, I was have to admit, I threw up in my mouth a little. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all down for a little self-satisfaction, but doing it for hours in a group in front of an audience, that’s when it starts to be a bit disgusting.
Even more disgusting is that the world record holder for longest time spent jerking it will be participating again in an effort to maintain his title. Sorry, but 9 and a half hours of pulling your pork sounds like an excercise in making yourself never want to do anything sexual again.
If you want to wank yourself while watching others do it, the event can be viewed from home for a mere $30. And thank you Tokyo Mango for making me want to take a shower just because I wrote this blog post. Ewww.
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Little Man, Big Cat
Just wanted to share this great image with all of you. It’s the world’s shortest man (at least, at the time) and his cat.
The world’s largest litter of dalmation puppies are adorable. I’m ignoring the obligatory 101 Dalmations jokes, feel free to insert you own.