Who Said It: Hunter Or Charlie?
Monday, March 7th, 2011
They’re both known for their rock and roll lifestyles and bizarre ramblings, so can you tell the who said these 15 quotes, Hunter S. Thompson or Charlie Sheen?
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Question 1 |
America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.
A | Hunter S. Thompson |
B | Charlie Sheen |
Question 2 |
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
A | Hunter S. Thompson |
B | Charlie Sheen |
Question 3 |
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"
A | Hunter S. Thompson |
B | Charlie Sheen |
Question 4 |
No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.
A | Hunter S. Thompson |
B | Charlie Sheen |
Question 5 |
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
A | Hunter S. Thompson |
B | Charlie Sheen |
Question 6 |
I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm extremely old-fashioned. I'm a nobleman. I'm chivalrous.
A | Hunter S. Thompson |
B | Charlie Sheen |
Question 7 |
When you see how I party man, it's epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them, just look like droopy-eyed, armless children.
A | Hunter S. Thompson |
B | Charlie Sheen |
Question 8 |
I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren't special. People who don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.
A | Hunter S. Thompson |
B | Charlie Sheen |
Question 9 |
Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube.
A | Hunter S. Thompson |
B | Charlie Sheen |
Question 10 |
We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.
A | Hunter S. Thompson |
B | Charlie Sheen |
Question 11 |
I probably took more [drugs] than anybody could survive. ... I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll, because I have one speed, one gear. ... I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart.
A | Hunter S. Thompson |
B | Charlie Sheen |
Question 12 |
I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.
A | Hunter S. Thompson |
B | Charlie Sheen |
Question 13 |
I am on a drug... If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
A | Hunter S. Thompson |
B | Charlie Sheen |
Question 13 Explanation:
The full quote reads: "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
Question 14 |
We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and -- in spite of True Romance magazines -- we shall all someday look back on our lives and see that, in spite of our company, we were alone the whole way. I do not say lonely -- at least, not all the time -- but essentially, and finally, alone. This is what makes your self-respect so important, and I don't see how you can respect yourself if you must look in the hearts and minds of others for your happiness.
A | Hunter S. Thompson |
B | Charlie Sheen |
Question 15 |
The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason.
A | Hunter S. Thompson |
B | Charlie Sheen |
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Do you even know who we're talking about here?
You just read the headlines right?
You may know the men in question, but you certainly don't know them that well.
You know your crazies, good job.
You achieved a perfect score. Either you really know your celebrity gossip or you're on enough drugs that these ramblings make sense.
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Last reply was March 9, 2011


13 out of 15. Winning!
I know Hunter’s work. Sheen is a morally bankrupt douche bag.
14 out of 15
#TIGERBLOOD
i too was struck by how much like dr. gonzo charlie sheen has sounded (at least on the surface) in the past week. but i got 15 out of 15 of these correct, and it’s not because i’m particularly bright. rather, it’s because sheen is particularly shallow. he mouths the memes, but doesn’t feel the poetry. hunter thompson IS poetry.