The Orphan Spoiler Is Hilarious

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

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It’s too early to say whether any supposed spoilers are actually legitamate for the movie the Orphan, but it’s apparantly:

I know what’s wrong with Esther.
SPOILER ALERT! DON’T READ IF YOU DON’T WANNA KNOW!
She is really a 33-year-old woman who was born with proportional dwarfism which causes her to have the appearance of a child. She also happens to be a former prostitute, who had wealthy paedophiles for clients. The reason why she has her neck covered is because she was once in asylum and she struggled so much in her straitjacket that it left with her deep scars on her neck.

Maybe it’s just me, but that’s one of the stupidest/funniest plot twists ever -although it still doesn’t say why she’s so down to kill her whole adopted family.

Personally, I think this movie not only looks like a piece of crap, but it’s also offensive to adoption supporters everywhere.



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