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Damn These Dogs Are Gangsta!
This is seriously the cutest rap video ever made.
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The Strangest Boasts In Rap
I always hated Lil’ Wayne, but now that I’ve actually seen some of his lyrics spelled out, I know why he sucks so damn hard. Check this out:
“Swagger tighter than a yeast infection
Fly go hard like geese erection
Fashion patrol police detection
I stay tight like Chinese connection
If you want to check out more terrible, terrible rap lyrics, be sure to read this great Cracked post.
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Fight For Your Right Revisited
I know it’s long, but it’s worth watching all the way through.
We’ve all been there.
Ever wonder how KFC once trained its new employees in 1987? I didn’t either, but I was delightfully surprised when I found out it involved a terrible corporate rap about how to make fried chicken and fries. Listen to the MP3 here.
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Lil’ Jon Likes To Wine
If you were wondering how Lil’ Jon went from being everywhere in the music world to practically invisible, you must have missed the story about his starting a winery. So did I. Apparently, it’s classy, “not some ghetto Boone’s Farm,” he said. In fact, it did actually wine an award in a recent competition.
Yes, the Little Jonathan Winery is apparently very fancy. He even talks differently when he’s referring to his winery. It may remind you of a certain other time he talked seriously: