I feel you bro.
This is seriously the cutest rap video ever made.
I always hated Lil’ Wayne, but now that I’ve actually seen some of his lyrics spelled out, I know why he sucks so damn hard. Check this out:
“Swagger tighter than a yeast infection
Fly go hard like geese erection
Fashion patrol police detection
I stay tight like Chinese connection
I know it’s long, but it’s worth watching all the way through.
We’ve all been there.
If you were wondering how Lil’ Jon went from being everywhere in the music world to practically invisible, you must have missed the story about his starting a winery. So did I. Apparently, it’s classy, â€œnot some ghetto Booneâ€™s Farm,” he said. In fact, it did actually wine an award in a recent competition.
Yes, the Little Jonathan Winery is apparently very fancy. He even talks differently when he’s referring to his winery. It may remind you of a certain other time he talked seriously: