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Author: Jill
Hi, I'm just a crazy writer who spends too much time online.
USB Fetus

I can’t help but love fetuses. They’re so soft and weird looking. That’s why I immediately fell in love with this Worth1000 image. The subject was USB ports for everything.
I Have To Pee

The internet has brought us many important innovations and this is one of the most crucial ever. RunPee.com, introduced to me by yesbutnobutyes, will tell you exactly what scene you need to leave the theatre to go pee during a movie. This way, you don’t miss the crucial part. Thank god for technology.
Ewww ECards

All I can say is yuck, thanks YesButNoButYes.
Pee Wee Herman Says No To Crack
Love this video from YesButNoButYes‘ list of 10 anti-drug commercials that are great when you’re high.
Sumatran Rhino
This baby rhino looks like a cartoon character. He’s so cute and werid.
Muscle March Game
This game looks brilliant. It’s by the creators of Katamari Damacy. You have to use your Wii remotes to pose like the hole in front of you. Personally, I like the big polar bear body builder. I think BoingBoing’s Offworld is right in trying to push for this game to come to America. Spread the word.
I Have A Bad Case of Diarrhea
Great video, thanks YesButNoButYes.
Guinea Pig Coats

Is your fluffball cold in the winter? Get him a guinea pig coat on eBay. These are so adorable, I love them.
Fun With FedEx

I don’t ordinarily post personal happenings on the site, but I couldn’t help but laugh (read:scream loudly) when I saw what FedEx had done to this package. They dropped it over the fence at my neighbor’s house rather than my own, ignoring the “Beware of dogs” warning. Surprise surprise, the puppies thought this made a good toy. I contacted FedEx with a big fat “WTF” letter, but so far, no response.
Update: I got mentioned on Consumerist. Woot!
Update #2: Thanks to the publicity on Consumerist, I was contacted from someone from FedEx who said they may actually do something about this. Shortly before that, I got a response to my original complaint to them where they basically said, “sorry, but since you didn’t actually ship the item, go f- yourself.” Thank go for the attention this one got.