I love this comic book idea. Seriously, what could be better than Jesus beating the pants off zombies? Thank you Yesbutnobutyes.
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Jesus Hates Zombies
I love this comic book idea. Seriously, what could be better than Jesus beating the pants off zombies? Thank you Yesbutnobutyes.
3 replies on “Jesus Hates Zombies”
Wait. I thought Jesus WAS a zombie. You know, rising from the dead on Easter Sunday and all…
No, no! You have it all wrong, Jesus was a vampire who hunted other vampires. But that came much later after the time when Jesus rose from the ocean and consumed the people of Mesopotamia… and that is why we celebrate Easter.
Ooohh! Thanks for clearin that up for me. I knew there was somethin fishy about that Jesus guy.