Categories Interesting Jesus Hates Zombies Post author By Jill Post date February 4, 2009 3 Comments on Jesus Hates Zombies I love this comic book idea. Seriously, what could be better than Jesus beating the pants off zombies? Thank you Yesbutnobutyes. Share this:ShareEmailFacebookRedditTwitter Tags awesome, comic books, jesus, sweet, zombies By Jill Hi, I'm just a crazy writer who spends too much time online. View Archive → ← I’m in Good Company → A Day In The Life Of A Stormtrooper 3 replies on “Jesus Hates Zombies” Wait. I thought Jesus WAS a zombie. You know, rising from the dead on Easter Sunday and all… No, no! You have it all wrong, Jesus was a vampire who hunted other vampires. But that came much later after the time when Jesus rose from the ocean and consumed the people of Mesopotamia… and that is why we celebrate Easter. Ooohh! Thanks for clearin that up for me. I knew there was somethin fishy about that Jesus guy. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.