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Texas Illegalizes Marriage


In an attempt to illegalize gay marriage, Texas made a big boo boo and accidentally illegalized all marriages.

Subsection B of the ban, a constitutional amendment ratified in 2005, states, “This state…may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.”

Notice anything strange there? Oh yeah, there’s no mention of same sex couples, just legal marriage. Good job dumbasses.

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