In an attempt to illegalize gay marriage, Texas made a big boo boo and accidentally illegalized all marriages.
Subsection B of the ban, a constitutional amendment ratified in 2005, states, â€œThis stateâ€¦may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.â€
Notice anything strange there? Oh yeah, there’s no mention of same sex couples, just legal marriage. Good job dumbasses.
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