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A Dinosaur Costume For A House?

Would you wear a dinosaur costume and act as a nanny/butler for a year if it meant getting a free house? At least one person would. Here’s a little quote from his Craigslist ad:

Do you own more than one property? Do you have so many rental homes with no mortgage payments, yet you still feel unfulfilled? Tired of your illegal tenants whining that there are rats in the walls? Have you always wanted your own dinosaur? Now is your chance my friend.

In exchange for one of your properties, I will be your personal dinosaur for one year. I will be at your beck and call, 24 hours a day, wearing a dinosaur costume. The type of dinosaur is negotiable. I can babysit your children (references upon request), scare the mailman, wash dishes, entertain and impress your guests, and much more. (No sex stuff though, sorry.) I will make realistic dinosaur sounds, eat what the particular dinosaur eats and maybe even sit on a fake dinosaur egg, if you are so inclined. I am well educated, fluent in English and French (as well as dinosaur), can play several musical instruments and have no criminal record or outstanding warrants.

No follow ups have come out yet, which makes me think his venture was unsuccessful.

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14 Precious Pet Costumes

Friend of the blog Lady Bee from InventorSpot just posted her yearly collection of adorable pet Halloween costumes and while it might just be a little early for costume shopping, it’s never too early to enjoy adorable pet costumes like these.

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5 Hated Creatures We Really Need

Sure rats, mosquitoes and cockroaches can seem disgusting and annoying, but without them, our whole world would pretty much be screwed. Find out why over at Cracked.