I really NEED to win this eBay auction so I can punch this tool in the face. No, really, that’s what the auction is for. If you donate to my paypal, I just might be able to raise enough money to win the auction and get an airline ticket to North Carolina, just to punch this guy in the face. It’s totally worth it. If you help me fulfill my dream by donating $2 or more, I promise to send you an autographed 8×10″ glossy of me punching him in the face. Muchas Gracias mi amigas.
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