Rue The Day!

Etsy periodically features some products that make me go “whaaaa?” This is a perfect example, a giant, handmade condom pillow. They come with the giant fabric condom, huzzah. Both the fabric condom and real ones can be hidden inside your pillow.

Best of all, they’re only $80. Who wouldn’t pay that just to see the mortified look on their parent’s faces when they come to visit?