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Crafts

Gorilla Vorhees Zombie Stuffie

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A reader recently sent me a link to his unique art on Etsy. My favorite is this green gorilla toy. For more, visit the shop, Zoombietown.

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Weddings

Zombie Wedding Cake Toper

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I’ve always wanted a large replica of the Homies wedding couple to sit on top of my cake, but if that doesn’t happen, this is a close second. In fact, it will probably fit the monster theme a whole lot better.

Thanks BoingBoing for turning me on to it.

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Interesting

Jesus Hates Zombies

200902040931I love this comic book idea. Seriously, what could be better than Jesus beating the pants off zombies? Thank you Yesbutnobutyes.

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Sickening

High School Angst Now A Felony

Remember when you were an angry little teenager and hated high school. If you wrote at all at the time, you probably had at least one silly story where bad things happened at school. William Poole of Kentucky is the same way.

He wrote a short story about zombies taking over a high school -and was arrested with felony charges. According to Connecticut look up His bail is $5000 and should be paid in full prior release.

“Anytime you make any threat or possess matter involving a school or function it’s a felony in the state of Kentucky,” said Winchester Police detective Steven Caudill.”

Seriously, this is some bogus crap. I remember before the whole columbine thing, I had wrote a short story about a little girl with fish bowls for eyes. The other kids pushed her in a fountain. When fish swam in her eyes, she could see for the first time and noticed how much the other kids hated her, so she shot them.

It was a stupid story, something to get my angst about school out in a creative, non-threatening way. The kids who write these things aren’t the kids that will blow up the school. Nowadays, they love to take anyone who seems alienated and push them further towards the edge. The idea should be acceptance and understanding, not more hatred. My god these people are retarded.