What happens when the world starts to become infected with Christopher Walken quoting zombies.
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The Best Terrible Steve Jobs Jokes
Yes, it is too soon. No, I don’t care. They’re still funny, even if just because they are so tasteless.
You’d be amazed how good this beard looks on some of these historical people and celebrities.
Also, the worst story to hide the fact that you were cheating on your husband.
Let’s face it, everyone has someone they don’t particularly like on their FaceBook page, and often, that’s because that person is at least a little stupid. Fortunately, they can be fun to have on your page as long as you’re willing to mess with them like this guy did.
Yes, a vertical keyboard designed to help you type in a more orthopedically friendly manner. The rest of this list is just as ridiculous.
Did you know Australia has banned porn featuring small breasts or that China doesn’t allow gaming consoles? Learn more over at Oddee.
If you are one of the many people who believes the TSA and other airline agencies have gotten ridiculous by now, you’re not alone, but once you’re on the plane, you aren’t necessarily safe. Here are 8 stories of people who have been kicked off planes for idiotic reasons.
Would you wear a dinosaur costume and act as a nanny/butler for a year if it meant getting a free house? At least one person would. Here’s a little quote from his Craigslist ad:
Do you own more than one property? Do you have so many rental homes with no mortgage payments, yet you still feel unfulfilled? Tired of your illegal tenants whining that there are rats in the walls? Have you always wanted your own dinosaur? Now is your chance my friend.
In exchange for one of your properties, I will be your personal dinosaur for one year. I will be at your beck and call, 24 hours a day, wearing a dinosaur costume. The type of dinosaur is negotiable. I can babysit your children (references upon request), scare the mailman, wash dishes, entertain and impress your guests, and much more. (No sex stuff though, sorry.) I will make realistic dinosaur sounds, eat what the particular dinosaur eats and maybe even sit on a fake dinosaur egg, if you are so inclined. I am well educated, fluent in English and French (as well as dinosaur), can play several musical instruments and have no criminal record or outstanding warrants.
No follow ups have come out yet, which makes me think his venture was unsuccessful.
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The Strangest Boasts In Rap
I always hated Lil’ Wayne, but now that I’ve actually seen some of his lyrics spelled out, I know why he sucks so damn hard. Check this out:
“Swagger tighter than a yeast infection
Fly go hard like geese erection
Fashion patrol police detection
I stay tight like Chinese connection
If you want to check out more terrible, terrible rap lyrics, be sure to read this great Cracked post.