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Seriously Sick Cocktails

Ever wonder what the grossest cocktails in the world are? Wonder no more, but be prepared to puke plenty more. By the way, if you like the post, please share it with your friends or give it a thumbs up on StumbleUpon. Thanks.

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Disturbing Goatse MacBook Decal

Personally, I would never want to walk around with a computer that has a gaping asshole on the front. If you are a member of 4 Chan or just love sick internet memes like two girls and one cup though, this decal would serve an additional purpose for you –no one would ever steal your laptop.

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Terrible Deviant Art Posts

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Anyone who enjoys the bad crafting seen on Etsy via Regretsy may also enjoy DivineART, a blog sharing the worst of DeviantART. Take the image above for example, here’s the “artist’s” comments:

You may find this picture offensive.
It is built around the idea that masculinity is declying…I took this myself and that is me in the photo, not the fish the boy. I had to kneel down in my garage/music room wearing virtually nothing with no radiator on and the temperature outside was close to zero celcius. I was turning into a bloody iced-tea!

*JUST FOR THE NOTE I DID NOT PENETRATE THE FISH. I HELD IT OVER MY BRIEFS.*

I don’t think I could say anything more about how terrible this is than what the artist himself said above.

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Stroke On A Rope

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Not much can be said about this delightfully disgusting jerk off toy. I guess if you liked yesterday’s story about the big titty burglar though this could help.

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Condom Pillow Keeps You Safe

condom-pillowEtsy periodically features some products that make me go “whaaaa?” This is a perfect example, a giant, handmade condom pillow. They come with the giant fabric condom, huzzah. Both the fabric condom and real ones can be hidden inside your pillow.

Best of all, they’re only $80. Who wouldn’t pay that just to see the mortified look on their parent’s faces when they come to visit?

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Sickening

Things You Wish Were April Fools

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A mouse mouse is pretty gross and far out. Who wouldn’t want this…oh yeah, everyone.

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Also, five gross ass foods you wish were fake. Like these bubble gum weenies. Eww.

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The Worst Soft Drink Ever

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Who wants to drink horse placenta? Oh me me me!!! Ok, not really, at all. But apparently there are some people in Japan who do. Supposedly that black one pictured is the more potent version.

Now why someone would want to drink this. Aside from it’s delightful flavor (sure) it has an amazing list of health benefits, or so it claims. Some of its effects include skin whitening, headache and canker sore cures, lighter menstrual cramps, decreased sensitivity to cold, and an increase in hunger.

Obviously this is Japanese, as Americans want things to reduce their hunger and want to darken their skin. But I’m still disturbed that anyone in their right mind would want to eat a placenta, let alone drink it like a soda.Oh, and the price makes it even better. It’s supposed to be a daily treatment regimen, but the orange flavor costs $50 per bottle and the black is $100 a bottle.

Hand me a cucumber soda any day, but a placenta drink, I think I’ll pass. Surprisingly though, I may be alone, they’re already sold out of the black flavor.

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I Just Threw Up A Little

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Thanks to Digg.com, I happened to run across this post criticizing a cook book based around semen. Yes, you read that right. All the recipes have semen.

If only I knew how many people actually bought this thing.

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Sickening

Ewww, creep alert!

Some german bag designer decided it would be a good idea to design a bag to look like you’re holding someone’s crotch. Grossorama.

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Food

10 Gross Foods

Over at Neatorama, I posted a great article about weird gourmet foods. I think you’ll all enjoy it. It’s gross and fun -just the way you like it.