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Would You Visit A Sci Fi Brothel?

Jill — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 07:12:32 +0000

I know many people have watched Star Trek and dreamed of one day enjoying the company of the sexy green gals from other worlds. Or at least, that’s what Moonlight Bunnyranch owner Dennis Hof is hoping for as he prepares to open his new science fiction brothel.

Really though, if he just gets enough slave Leias running around, I’m sure he’ll be raking in a profit in no time. Would you stop by a house of ill-repute filled with alien babes?

26 Horrible Christmas Cards

Jill — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 22:21:36 +0000

If the holidays bring out the best in people, then I’d hate to see these people throughout the rest of the year.

Awesome Black Friday Deals For Geeks

Jill — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 12:53:25 +0000

If you’re looking to save some cash on Black Friday deals, but don’t want to leave the house, here are a few of the best deals for geeky shoppers like yourselves:

Best Buy has some great video games starting at $29.99 and an X Box Bundle with Halo and Fable III for only $199
Think Geek has their iCADE iPad arcade for $20 off
Game Fly is offering $12 off of any two used games with coupon code BFSBLK20112USED
Amazon has too many great deals to even list here
The Neatoshop is offering a bonus gift with every purchase
Busted Tees is offering one free tee with every two purchased
Threadless is selling all tees for only $10
Perpetual Kid has discounts on all kinds of fun novelty items

Have a great Black Friday everyone!

This Horse Is A Ganster

Jill — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 03:03:15 +0000

Get down with your horsey self.

6 Insane Forgein Memes

Jill — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 03:04:56 +0000

If you think planking and flash mobs are crazy, just wait till you see these outrageous memes from other countries.

11 Things Governments Have Banned

Jill — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 03:26:56 +0000

Did you know Australia has banned porn featuring small breasts or that China doesn’t allow gaming consoles? Learn more over at Oddee.

15 Insane Ice Cream Treats

Jill — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 03:19:49 +0000

While many of the weird ice creams on this list are cringe-inducing, this ice cream sushi looks utterly decadent.

7 Creepy Ass Video Game Easter Eggs

Jill — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 22:13:21 +0000

Who knew that WOW has a secret dungeon and that GTA IV has a creepy beating heart inside the Statue of Liberty? Read about more creepy game Easter Eggs here.

A Dinosaur Costume For A House?

Jill — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 03:44:10 +0000

Would you wear a dinosaur costume and act as a nanny/butler for a year if it meant getting a free house? At least one person would. Here’s a little quote from his Craigslist ad:

Do you own more than one property? Do you have so many rental homes with no mortgage payments, yet you still feel unfulfilled? Tired of your illegal tenants whining that there are rats in the walls? Have you always wanted your own dinosaur? Now is your chance my friend.

In exchange for one of your properties, I will be your personal dinosaur for one year. I will be at your beck and call, 24 hours a day, wearing a dinosaur costume. The type of dinosaur is negotiable. I can babysit your children (references upon request), scare the mailman, wash dishes, entertain and impress your guests, and much more. (No sex stuff though, sorry.) I will make realistic dinosaur sounds, eat what the particular dinosaur eats and maybe even sit on a fake dinosaur egg, if you are so inclined. I am well educated, fluent in English and French (as well as dinosaur), can play several musical instruments and have no criminal record or outstanding warrants.

No follow ups have come out yet, which makes me think his venture was unsuccessful.

The Strangest Boasts In Rap

Jill — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 03:17:49 +0000

I always hated Lil’ Wayne, but now that I’ve actually seen some of his lyrics spelled out, I know why he sucks so damn hard. Check this out:

“Swagger tighter than a yeast infection
Fly go hard like geese erection
Fashion patrol police detection
I stay tight like Chinese connection

If you want to check out more terrible, terrible rap lyrics, be sure to read this great Cracked post.