Rue The Day!

I know many people have watched Star Trek and dreamed of one day enjoying the company of the sexy green gals from other worlds. Or at least, that’s what Moonlight Bunnyranch owner Dennis Hof is hoping for as he prepares to open his new science fiction brothel.

Really though, if he just gets enough slave Leias running around, I’m sure he’ll be raking in a profit in no time. Would you stop by a house of ill-repute filled with alien babes?

If the holidays bring out the best in people, then I’d hate to see these people throughout the rest of the year.

If you’re looking to save some cash on Black Friday deals, but don’t want to leave the house, here are a few of the best deals for geeky shoppers like yourselves:

• Best Buy has some great video games starting at $29.99 and an X Box Bundle with Halo and Fable III for only $199
• Think Geek has their iCADE iPad arcade for $20 off
• Game Fly is offering $12 off of any two used games with coupon code BFSBLK20112USED
• Amazon has too many great deals to even list here
• The Neatoshop is offering a bonus gift with every purchase
• Busted Tees is offering one free tee with every two purchased
• Threadless is selling all tees for only $10
• Perpetual Kid has discounts on all kinds of fun novelty items

Have a great Black Friday everyone!

Get down with your horsey self.

If you think planking and flash mobs are crazy, just wait till you see these outrageous memes from other countries.

Did you know Australia has banned porn featuring small breasts or that China doesn’t allow gaming consoles? Learn more over at Oddee.

While many of the weird ice creams on this list are cringe-inducing, this ice cream sushi looks utterly decadent.

Who knew that WOW has a secret dungeon and that GTA IV has a creepy beating heart inside the Statue of Liberty? Read about more creepy game Easter Eggs here.

Would you wear a dinosaur costume and act as a nanny/butler for a year if it meant getting a free house? At least one person would. Here’s a little quote from his Craigslist ad:

Do you own more than one property? Do you have so many rental homes with no mortgage payments, yet you still feel unfulfilled? Tired of your illegal tenants whining that there are rats in the walls? Have you always wanted your own dinosaur? Now is your chance my friend.

In exchange for one of your properties, I will be your personal dinosaur for one year. I will be at your beck and call, 24 hours a day, wearing a dinosaur costume. The type of dinosaur is negotiable. I can babysit your children (references upon request), scare the mailman, wash dishes, entertain and impress your guests, and much more. (No sex stuff though, sorry.) I will make realistic dinosaur sounds, eat what the particular dinosaur eats and maybe even sit on a fake dinosaur egg, if you are so inclined. I am well educated, fluent in English and French (as well as dinosaur), can play several musical instruments and have no criminal record or outstanding warrants.

No follow ups have come out yet, which makes me think his venture was unsuccessful.

I always hated Lil’ Wayne, but now that I’ve actually seen some of his lyrics spelled out, I know why he sucks so damn hard. Check this out:

“Swagger tighter than a yeast infection
Fly go hard like geese erection
Fashion patrol police detection
I stay tight like Chinese connection